OUTLAWS CHICO
11-09-2003, 10:46 PM
It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he
babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving
techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber. Finally,
he came up for air and said, "But enough about me. Let's talk about you."
She breathed a sigh of relief.
He went on, "What do you think about me?"
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A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of
fighting.
"How are we faring?" asks the king.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your
behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
"Oh," says the knight. "Well, you do now."
babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving
techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber. Finally,
he came up for air and said, "But enough about me. Let's talk about you."
She breathed a sigh of relief.
He went on, "What do you think about me?"
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A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of
fighting.
"How are we faring?" asks the king.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your
behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
"Oh," says the knight. "Well, you do now."