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Fantum309
11-11-2003, 11:41 AM
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear
to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you
would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my
wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then,
after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold
and chilly."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything
appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you
would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex
the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the
second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually around July and the second time is
usually in December."

PimpDaddy
11-11-2003, 12:04 PM
:thumbs: sweet :thumbs:

Fred Bear
11-11-2003, 12:42 PM
at least the old fart is gettin some! :P

Pure_Evil
11-11-2003, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Fred Bear@Nov 11 2003, 07:42 AM
at least the old fart is gettin some! :P
:rolf1: No sh!t huh :blink:

Grimmy
11-11-2003, 05:29 PM
:rofl:

Die Hard
11-11-2003, 07:47 PM
:rofl: :w00t: :rofl:

NightBreed
11-12-2003, 02:02 AM
:w00t: :lol: :) :mellow: :dry: :( ...hmmmm......sounds familiar.....hmm.... :hmmm: :bawling:

Gun Element
11-12-2003, 04:14 AM
hah, I want to make babies.....:shifty: