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OUTLAWS The Machine
10-30-2002, 03:44 PM
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
tells whether you are qualified to be "professional".

Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe and close the door. This question tests
whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.

2.How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.This
tests your ability to think through the repercussions
of your actions.


3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one. Which animal
does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the
refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK,even if you
did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4.There is a river you must cross. But it is
inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles
are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether
you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to
Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
the theory that most professionals have the brains of
a four year old. :lol:
TheUltimateWarrior
10-30-2002, 03:56 PM
i got all wrong :(:(
Saretta
10-30-2002, 03:58 PM
Nice quiz :rolf:
Troop
10-30-2002, 04:04 PM
What's a giraffe? :P
::: DARK PSI :::
10-30-2002, 04:08 PM
I like feces smeared on wheat toast.
]T3M[ The Bonecollector
10-30-2002, 04:21 PM
whoepie got 1 right
ulti you dumb ass
Sauron
10-30-2002, 04:25 PM
i answered all correct
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cause i know that quiz :)
Grimmy
10-30-2002, 05:36 PM
me too, where is my prize?
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 05:57 PM
Unfortunately that test tends to ingore a few things, like the relationship between time and space, basic physics, etc.

Plus the fact that Grimmy got them all right REALLY shows how screwed up it is.... :lol:
Grimmy
10-30-2002, 05:58 PM
Just because I am smarter and wiser then you, you don't have to pick on me biatch! :twisted:
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:25 PM
Alright all knowing one, answer this: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Grimmy
10-30-2002, 06:34 PM
it wouldn't, if it is a smart wood chuck, it would just go by some!
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:46 PM
chuck, rocket scientist, not chop..... :roll:
OUTLAWS The Machine
10-30-2002, 07:24 PM
[quote:b0f37ca94f="Mr Clean"]Alright all knowing one, answer this: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?[/quote:b0f37ca94f]

None if he was smart. He would make his bitch chuck it. LOL
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 07:38 PM
LOL....so are you saying that, if you were a woodckuck, and Dixie wa a woodchuck....
Grimmy
10-31-2002, 05:36 AM
[quote:f5350f1994="OUTLAWS The Machine"][quote:f5350f1994="Mr Clean"]Alright all knowing one, answer this: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?[/quote:f5350f1994]

None if he was smart. He would make his bitch chuck it. LOL[/quote:f5350f1994]

That was going to be my next statement lol
Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 12:22 AM
You da renasainnce man!
Grimmy
11-01-2002, 05:55 AM
lol :lol: