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OUTLAWS The Machine
10-31-2002, 06:33 PM
This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade and probably the century.
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost “in a series of small fires.” The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued....and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
held
a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire,” and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the “fires.”
NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA

Saretta
10-31-2002, 06:36 PM
That wouldn't work in Germany. That's for sure :lol:

FUS1ON
10-31-2002, 07:15 PM
It just goes to prove, What goes around, Comes around. :wink:
Cool story Machine. :D

SALvation
10-31-2002, 08:14 PM
I have a good lawyer story.

There once was a laywer who charged $300/hour to read a piece of paper. That made me sad. The end.

666vicious666
10-31-2002, 08:24 PM
OMFG!!! This shows how America is in a downward spiral...

OUTLAWS The Machine
10-31-2002, 08:30 PM
Our whole judical system is screwed and corrupt. :?

666vicious666
10-31-2002, 08:39 PM
[quote:30b71bacb2="OUTLAWS The Machine"]Our whole judical system is screwed and corrupt. :?[/quote:30b71bacb2]Exactly!!!! We need to destroy the system!!!

Grimmy
10-31-2002, 11:38 PM
Good one Machine, heard it before, but it still makes me laugh. Lawyers suck, the take all the money that you don't have!

Grimmy
10-31-2002, 11:39 PM
Good one Machine, heard it before, but it still makes me laugh. Lawyers suck, the take all the money that you don't have!

Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 12:33 AM
[quote:397685c964]Exactly!!!! We need to destroy the system!!![/quote:397685c964]

Whatever. Go sell your youthful revolution crap somewhere else.... :)



One day a lawyer walked into a doctor's office with this huge frog growing out of his scalp. He walked up to the nurse at the window, and the frog said "Can you guys get this boil off of my a$$?"...

OUTLAWS Spike
11-01-2002, 12:38 AM
good story Machine

Grimmy
11-01-2002, 05:58 AM
lol, that was funny Clean!

666vicious666
11-01-2002, 06:11 AM
[quote:20c5568520="Mr Clean"][quote:20c5568520]Exactly!!!! We need to destroy the system!!![/quote:20c5568520]

Whatever. Go sell your youthful revolution crap somewhere else.... :)



One day a lawyer walked into a doctor's office with this huge frog growing out of his scalp. He walked up to the nurse at the window, and the frog said "Can you guys get this boil off of my a$$?"...[/quote:20c5568520]
J/K...LOL Clean

OUTLAWS high ping camper
11-01-2002, 11:27 AM
[quote:b4b0259068="SALvation"]I have a good lawyer story.

There once was a laywer who charged $300/hour to read a piece of paper. That made me sad. The end.[/quote:b4b0259068]

LMAO! :lol:

666vicious666
11-02-2002, 12:14 AM
[quote:6033119fe6="SALvation"]I have a good lawyer story.

There once was a laywer who charged $300/hour to read a piece of paper. That made me sad. The end.[/quote:6033119fe6]
Weak!!!!!!

Sacrifice
11-02-2002, 12:22 AM
nice story machine