MANSON
11-29-2003, 04:50 PM
How True it is!
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
He> shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat. The third patron to come into the restaurant
was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there,
sweet thang, how's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The
waitress nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on my bill.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus
also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised
up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of backflips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
He> shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat. The third patron to come into the restaurant
was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there,
sweet thang, how's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The
waitress nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on my bill.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus
also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised
up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of backflips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"