Drunken Warrior
12-02-2003, 05:39 PM
I didn't write this, just passing it along, no offense intended :thumbs:
Subject: Pittsburgh Steelers
Q. What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Pittsburgh Steelers count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Pittsburgh Steeler player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Pittsburgh in case of a tornado?
A. To Heinz Field stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steeler with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Butler have a professional football team?
A. Because then Pittsburgh would want one
Q. Why was Bill Cower upset when the Pittsburgh Steeler playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steeler and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Pittsburgh Steelers does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Pittsburgh Steelers
Q. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Subject: Pittsburgh Steelers
Q. What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Pittsburgh Steelers count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Pittsburgh Steeler player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Pittsburgh in case of a tornado?
A. To Heinz Field stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steeler with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Butler have a professional football team?
A. Because then Pittsburgh would want one
Q. Why was Bill Cower upset when the Pittsburgh Steeler playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steeler and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Pittsburgh Steelers does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Pittsburgh Steelers
Q. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road