Fantum309
12-03-2003, 04:11 AM
And the moral of the story.....
Mike the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Mike the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Mike the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Mike the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Mike the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Mike the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Mike worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Mike the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Mike the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Mike the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's loin cloth. The King immediately summoned
Mike the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Pay Your Bills :hmmm:
Mike the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Mike the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Mike the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Mike the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Mike the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Mike the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Mike worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Mike the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Mike the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Mike the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's loin cloth. The King immediately summoned
Mike the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Pay Your Bills :hmmm: