Drive-thru cash machines

[Fantum309]

With the introduction of new drive-thru cash machines, here's
a users guide for both men and women:

Male Procedure:

* Drive up to cash machine
* Wind down window
* Insert card and enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* Wind up window
* Drive off


Female Procedure:

* Drive up to cash machine
* Reverse back 1 foot to align window to machine
* Stall engine
* Wind down window
* Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate
card
* Check make-up in rear view mirror
* Attempt to insert card into machine
* Open door to allow easier access to machine, due
to distance from car to machine
* Insert card
* Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN
written on inside
* Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror
* Retrieve cash and receipt
* Locate purse and place cash inside
* Locate cheque book to file receipt
* Check make-up again
* Drive forward for 2 feet
* Reverse back to cash machine
* Retrieve card
* Locate card holder in purse and enter card into
slot
* Recheck make-up
* Restart engine and pull off
* Drive for 3 miles
* Release hand brake


:rolleyes:

[Dan2]

TRUTH!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[EXEcution]

LOL!

[TheUltimateWarrior]

:rofl:

[Grimmy]

:rolf1:

[Death Engineer]

They forgot the part in the male instructions where you scratch yourself. :shifty:

[PimpDaddy]

someones been watching my wife :rofl:

[Gun Element]

Oh that was a good one :w00t:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rofl: I've seen that one somewhere before...so true! I can never, ever get our Yukon close enough! I usually end up pulling up a little further, open the door, get out of the vehicle, and then...finally, use the teller machine. :bandhead:

[Black Rose]

:rofl: :rofl:

this version is Rosie: :P

* Drive up to cash machine
* Wind down window
* Open door to allow easier access to machine, due
to distance from car to machine
* Insert card and enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* Close door
* Wind up window
* Check make-up
* Stroke and release the hand break
* Drive off
:oooo:

[Fantum309]

Originally posted by OUTLAWS Dixie Chick@Dec 4 2003, 11:51 PM
:rofl: I've seen that one somewhere before...so true! I can never, ever get our Yukon close enough! I usually end up pulling up a little further, open the door, get out of the vehicle, and then...finally, use the teller machine. :bandhead:
I think I seen you before! :rolleyes: Do you go to the bank at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk? :P

[solid snake295]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ME BIGGD01]

Originally posted by Black Rose@Dec 5 2003, 04:01 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

this version is Rosie: :P

* Drive up to cash machine
* Wind down window
* Open door to allow easier access to machine, due
to distance from car to machine
* Insert card and enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* Close door
* Wind up window
* Check make-up
* Stroke and release the hand break
* Drive off
:oooo:
:lol:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Black Rose@Dec 4 2003, 11:01 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

this version is Rosie: :P

* Drive up to cash machine
* Wind down window
* Open door to allow easier access to machine, due
to distance from car to machine
* Insert card and enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* Close door
* Wind up window
* Check make-up
* Stroke and release the hand break
* Drive off
:oooo:
:rofl:
Tease

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by Black Rose@Dec 4 2003, 11:01 PM
* Stroke and release the hand break

I bet it doesn't take too long for that break to "release" :angel:

[Burn the Witch]

misogyny loves company.

[Thundarr]

Originally posted by Black Rose@Dec 5 2003, 12:01 AM
:rofl:  :rofl:

this version is Rosie: :P

* Drive up to cash machine
* Wind down window
* Open door to allow easier access to machine, due
to distance from car to machine
* Insert card and enter PIN
* Enter amount of cash to withdraw
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* Close door
* Wind up window
* Check make-up
* Stroke and release the hand break
* Drive off
:oooo:
Me too Rosie, except I rarely wear make up so I can skip that part and I can skip the e-brake part too now since mine doesn't work... :oooo: :angel:

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Dec 5 2003, 08:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Dec 5 2003, 08:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Black Rose@Dec 4 2003, 11:01 PM
* Stroke and release the hand break

I bet it doesn&#39;t take too long for that break to "release" :angel: [/b][/quote]
Thats eweyer than Jim&#39;s letter&#33;