good luck

[OUTLAWS CHICO]

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not
superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck from
the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten
times so far. You will receive good luck within four days of relaying
this Lotus Totus.


Do not keep this message.
The Lotus Totus must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will
get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not
superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.


ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.


TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.


THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all
you want.


FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.


FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.


SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.


SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.


EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.


NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only
way to live life completely.


TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.


ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives


TWELVE.. Talk slowly but think quickly.


THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"


FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great
risk.


FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson


SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;
and Responsibility for all your actions.


EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.


NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps
to correct it.


TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your
voice.


TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people(not to the one who sent it to you)and
your
life will improve.
1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks
15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever
dreamed of will begin to take shape.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
heart

[Scorch]

Cool... the most usefull one is... THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

:rofl:

[JIMINATOR]

:devil:

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. Saliva in food is a good example.

TWO. Marry a man/woman who knows how to shut the hell up. As you get older, this will become more important.

THREE. Don't believe anything you read from the internet, max your credit. sleeping all you want is ok.


FOUR. When you say, "I love you," try to look convincing.


FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye then slap him.


SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. Multiple women is ok.


SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight, at least until you get what you want.


EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. Just laugh inside.


NINE. Love deeply and passionately, at least until you get what you want, then move on.


TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly, meaning if you throw a fair first punch or knee to the groin, you can take your opponent out fairly quickly.


ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives, but remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


TWELVE.. Talk slowly and act stupid to get rid of people quickly.


THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and say, "F*** off!"


FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve having great wealth or marrying great wealth


FIFTEEN. Say "take your germs home" when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN. When you lose, make it look like someone else's fault.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: readin, ritin & rithmatic.

EIGHTEEN. If a little dispute injures a great friendship, then it wasn't so great after all.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps
to cover it up.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. Pretend to be an answering machine in case it is someone you don't like.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone with hookers.

Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people(not to the one who sent it to you)and
your
life will improve.


I r teh :loser: :bawling:

[Scorch]

Jim... :rofl:

[OUTLAWS CHICO]

lol Jim aint right. well in most of these cases he was hahahahahaha