since it seems a little quiet--have a joke

[ME BIGGD01]

THREE MEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING
> NAKED
> > IN A SAUNA.
> >
> > SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND
> THE
> > BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY.
> >
> > "THAT WAS MY PAGER," HE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF
MY
> > ARM."
> >
> > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM
> TO
> > HIS EAR.
> >
> > WHEN HE FINISHED, HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
> > MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
> >
> > THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, HE DECIDED
HE
> HAD
> > TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
> >
> > HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. HE RETURNED WITH
A
> > PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HIS BEHIND.
> >
> > THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM.
> >
> >
> > THE HILLBILLY FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING
A
> > FAX."

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rolf1:

[SoulReaver]

:rofl: nice one :thumbs:

[Caged Anger]

HAHAHA...gonna tell that one at the next cross country meet. LOL thanx a bunch man, I needed a good laugh!!!

[Nitro]

lmao! very funny :rofl:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Good one Mr. Big! :thumbs:

[Dark Desperado]

:w00t: actually laughed out loud on that one!!! :rofl:

[C2H5OH Guy]

:rofl:

[Pure_Evil]

:rolf1: :rolf1:

[Aries]

funny joke :thumbs:

on a serious note :cool: ...the japanese have invented a cell phone which is built in in a watch and which transmits its sound waves through the bone structure of your arm...so in order to hear you have to put your finger in your ear and your thumb in front of your mouth to speak

[Black Rose]

:rofl: :rofl:

[UZI]

lmao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Grimmy]

:rofl:

Atleast it wasn't an email, think of all the spam :unsure: :rofl:

[Gun Element]

:lol: Thats some good stuff

[PimpDaddy]

SWEET !!

[<<Hybrid>>]

where is fax modem? :/ :rolf1: