Fantum309
12-27-2003, 03:54 PM
.....TO A TEE! Take my word for it. It is him exactly, and then some......
How To Tell If You're A HIGH-TECH REDNECK
** You take your net-connected cell phone to the outhouse to
read your email.
** Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
** Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
** Your presence on the World Wide Web is a "Down Home Page".
** You tripled the value of your truck by installing a
portable DVD.
** You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won't mess
up your DSL.
** You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
** Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite
tractor.
** You start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy!"
** You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
** You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink
can on.
** The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer
is a laptop".
** You know that a 'network' has nothing to do with fishin'.
** Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of "CAT".
** You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin' lures and
country music tapes in Excel.
** You've got every font ever made that looks like Old West
signs or wood plank fencing installed on your computer.
** You have "Free Bird" and "Achy Breaky Heart" on the MP3
player in your truck.
How To Tell If You're A HIGH-TECH REDNECK
** You take your net-connected cell phone to the outhouse to
read your email.
** Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
** Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
** Your presence on the World Wide Web is a "Down Home Page".
** You tripled the value of your truck by installing a
portable DVD.
** You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won't mess
up your DSL.
** You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
** Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite
tractor.
** You start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy!"
** You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
** You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink
can on.
** The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer
is a laptop".
** You know that a 'network' has nothing to do with fishin'.
** Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of "CAT".
** You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin' lures and
country music tapes in Excel.
** You've got every font ever made that looks like Old West
signs or wood plank fencing installed on your computer.
** You have "Free Bird" and "Achy Breaky Heart" on the MP3
player in your truck.