OUTLAWS CHICO
12-30-2003, 11:55 PM
A family went to the zoo one day. As they stopped
at the Elephant display, the father left to use the
bathrooms. While he was gone, the little girl asks
the mother, "Mamma, what's that thing hanging
from the elephant?"
Mother replies, " That's his trunk."
"No, mamma, that other thing"
The mother says, "Oh, that's his tail."
"NOOO, mamma, that OTHER thing!"
The mother notices the child is pointing
at the elephant's penis. She replies to her,
"Oh, that's nothing"
Later on, the family comes back by the
elephant display and the mother goes to
the bathrooms at this time. The little girl saw
and opportunity and ask her father, "Papa,
what's that thing hanging from the elephant?"
He explains, "That's his trunk."
"No, Papa, that other thing."
He said, "Oh that's his tail."
By this time the little girl is quite frustrated
and replies, NOOOO Papa, that OTHER thing!"
He notices she is pointing to his penis and replies,
"Oh that's his penis."
The child said, "But Papa, Momma said that's nothing."
The father looks at his daughter with a smile and replies, "That's cause
your Mamma's spoiled."
at the Elephant display, the father left to use the
bathrooms. While he was gone, the little girl asks
the mother, "Mamma, what's that thing hanging
from the elephant?"
Mother replies, " That's his trunk."
"No, mamma, that other thing"
The mother says, "Oh, that's his tail."
"NOOO, mamma, that OTHER thing!"
The mother notices the child is pointing
at the elephant's penis. She replies to her,
"Oh, that's nothing"
Later on, the family comes back by the
elephant display and the mother goes to
the bathrooms at this time. The little girl saw
and opportunity and ask her father, "Papa,
what's that thing hanging from the elephant?"
He explains, "That's his trunk."
"No, Papa, that other thing."
He said, "Oh that's his tail."
By this time the little girl is quite frustrated
and replies, NOOOO Papa, that OTHER thing!"
He notices she is pointing to his penis and replies,
"Oh that's his penis."
The child said, "But Papa, Momma said that's nothing."
The father looks at his daughter with a smile and replies, "That's cause
your Mamma's spoiled."