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01-03-2004, 09:34 PM
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The seven kinds of passionate women
1.The Optimist
- "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist
- "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused
- "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic
- written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter
- "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious
- "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician
- "More! More! More! More!
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Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives lived like princes. Almost overnight, things changed. Sales dropped sharply, former customers disappeared, and the business failed. Weill and Mahoney blamed each other for the troubles, and they parted on unfriendly terms.
Five years later, Weill drove up to a decrepit diner and stopped for a cup of coffee. As he was wiping some crumbs from the table, a waiter approached. Weill looked up and gasped. "Mahoney!" he said, shaking his head. "It's a terrible thing, seeing you working as a waiter in a place like this."
"Yeah," Mahoney said, curling his lip. "But at least I don't eat here."
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After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start hooking.
Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and worn out. The husband guiltily asks how she did, and the wife replies that she earned four hundred dollars and ten cents. "That`s great!" the husband replies. "But who gave you the ten cents?"
"Everybody!" replied the wife.
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: "Legal Consultation Service: $150."
:rolf1:
The seven kinds of passionate women
1.The Optimist
- "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist
- "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused
- "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic
- written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter
- "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious
- "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician
- "More! More! More! More!
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Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives lived like princes. Almost overnight, things changed. Sales dropped sharply, former customers disappeared, and the business failed. Weill and Mahoney blamed each other for the troubles, and they parted on unfriendly terms.
Five years later, Weill drove up to a decrepit diner and stopped for a cup of coffee. As he was wiping some crumbs from the table, a waiter approached. Weill looked up and gasped. "Mahoney!" he said, shaking his head. "It's a terrible thing, seeing you working as a waiter in a place like this."
"Yeah," Mahoney said, curling his lip. "But at least I don't eat here."
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After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start hooking.
Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and worn out. The husband guiltily asks how she did, and the wife replies that she earned four hundred dollars and ten cents. "That`s great!" the husband replies. "But who gave you the ten cents?"
"Everybody!" replied the wife.
======================================
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: "Legal Consultation Service: $150."
:rolf1: