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Thundarr
01-06-2004, 07:19 PM
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you:
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to
get a little sausage.
:P
Fred Bear
01-06-2004, 07:30 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
now that is a good one :thumbs:
Fantum309
01-06-2004, 07:42 PM
Ouch, that kinda hurt! :bandhead:
Grimmy
01-06-2004, 07:52 PM
:rofl:
Die Hard
01-06-2004, 07:52 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OUTLAWS Tip
01-06-2004, 08:02 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Pure_Evil
01-06-2004, 08:08 PM
If you actually put the sausage in your mouth, it gets bigger! :devil:
Scorch
01-06-2004, 08:09 PM
:rofl:
unforgiven
01-06-2004, 08:14 PM
not just any sausage mirical sausage it grows tall and healthy :thumbs:
Thundarr
01-06-2004, 08:34 PM
OMG, you guys are soooo bad... :P I should've known... :rofl:
Pure_Evil
01-06-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Pure_Evil@Jan 6 2004, 03:08 PM
If you actually put the sausage in your mouth, it gets bigger! :devil:
Just remember, when you're done putting the sausage in your mouth, eith was your hands, or lick you fingers! :w00t: Our sausages are finger licking good!
unforgiven
01-06-2004, 08:50 PM
omg rofl but please rmember there not crunch bars :rofl:
solid snake295
01-06-2004, 08:50 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Pure_Evil
01-06-2004, 08:51 PM
and if you find any hairs on our sausage, just ignore them ;)
unforgiven
01-06-2004, 08:53 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
JIMINATOR
01-06-2004, 09:25 PM
some pigs have a lot of sausage to go around.... :oooo:
PimpDaddy
01-06-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Thundarr@Jan 6 2004, 02:19 PM
just to get a little sausage. :P
We shouldn't be talkin about Diss's little sausage :rofl: Poor fella :rofl:
Thundarr
01-06-2004, 09:45 PM
http://www.csuchico.edu/tc/alumni/potm/puke.jpg
Thundarr
01-06-2004, 09:46 PM
:P
Must have been told where all that sausage had been. :drink:
solid snake295
01-06-2004, 09:48 PM
:rolf1:
PimpDaddy
01-06-2004, 10:16 PM
Gaaaaaaaaack!!
Sepra
01-06-2004, 10:32 PM
:rolf1: OMG, I love it Thundarr!! :rofl:
Pure_Evil
01-06-2004, 11:13 PM
Mabye the sausage is small because it's stored in a cold place?
Pure_Evil
01-06-2004, 11:13 PM
Everyone knows cows are vegitarians and wont eat meat! At least the married cows :oooo:
Asian Invasian
01-06-2004, 11:28 PM
:rofl: you are all hilarious :thumbs:
Death-Dude
01-07-2004, 03:41 AM
The sausage is worth it, gals, I swear!!
(Worst case scenario...I get proven wrong....I still win!)
OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
01-07-2004, 04:00 AM
:rolf1: :rolf1: :rolf1:
You guys and gals crack me up...just what I needed after a 15 hour day at work...or um do I need some sausage? ;) :devil:
Fantum309
01-07-2004, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Dixie Chick@Jan 7 2004, 12:00 AM
:rolf1: :rolf1: :rolf1:
You guys and gals crack me up...just what I needed after a 15 hour day at work...or um do I need some sausage? ;) :devil:
A little dab will do ya! :P
C2H5OH Guy
01-07-2004, 01:55 PM
hehe :rofl:
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