Thundarr
01-07-2004, 05:09 AM
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the
man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic
pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and
yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move.
The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the
man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the
woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and
curses at the man.
The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red. The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off
the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up. She
gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her
car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof and quickly is cuffed and
hustled into the patrol car. She is too bewildered by the chain of events to
ask any questions and is driven to the police station where she is
fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the
door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original
officer is waiting with her personal effects. He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
Then I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would
Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker,
and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. So, naturally . . . . . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car."
man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic
pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and
yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move.
The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the
man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the
woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and
curses at the man.
The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red. The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off
the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up. She
gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her
car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof and quickly is cuffed and
hustled into the patrol car. She is too bewildered by the chain of events to
ask any questions and is driven to the police station where she is
fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the
door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original
officer is waiting with her personal effects. He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
Then I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would
Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker,
and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. So, naturally . . . . . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car."