Klingon Programmer Practices

[JIMINATOR]

Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer
10) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"

9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"

8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake."

7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."

6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."

5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."

4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"

3) "By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!"

2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!"

1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"

[Grimmy]

huh? :blink: :wacko:

[Death Engineer]

LoL. Now that's some funny stuff.

[solid snake295]

Originally posted by Grimmy@Jan 21 2004, 03:24 PM
huh? :blink: :wacko:
i agree :wacko:

[Thundarr]

That's so great!! You gotta be a programmer to get it, though! :thumbs: :wootrock:

[Die Hard]

I'm not a programmer but i get it. N1 Jim :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTW. One of my best friends is doing a PHD in computer
engineering. I look up to him as some God. If only I could
be as good as him and Jim :w00t:

[JIMINATOR]

Originally posted by Die Hard@Jan 22 2004, 05:08 PM
I'm not a programmer but i get it. N1 Jim :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTW. One of my best friends is doing a PHD in computer
engineering. I look up to him as some God. If only I could
be as good as him and Jim :w00t:
are you referring to my skills with women??
or something else??

[Die Hard]

Your skills with women of course. :babe: