Big Serious Sam News [Archive]

SALvation

11-07-2002, 08:21 PM

Gotham Games has given us some juicy Serious Sam news that has not been announced to anyone yet. The news is pretty cool but we can't post about it yet. I'm just waiting for the OK from their main guy and then some additional details and then we can put you guys in the know.

And no...it is not about the patch. :D

Let the wild rumors and speculation begin!

TNT Tonic

11-07-2002, 08:23 PM

Why do ya gotta tease us like that Sal? That's not very nice! :(

Nobody

11-07-2002, 08:34 PM

LOL !!! I thought this was going to be a Hammer is gay thread. :rolleyes:

FUS1ON

11-07-2002, 08:39 PM

If it's not about the patch then......Hmmmmm
I know, Sam has a sex change operation and becomes Samantha in SS TE :P

Slash

11-07-2002, 08:42 PM

How juicy can it possibly be? :blink:

Mr Clean

11-07-2002, 08:50 PM

He could be yanking our chain and having a hearty laugh right now whilst we all go gaga waiting to hear the big news....

SALvation

11-07-2002, 08:52 PM

LOL. It's pretty nice news about Sam. It's nothing to stay up all night for but it's still damn cool.

Mr Clean

11-07-2002, 08:53 PM

That's right, Sal.....pull that chain a little more why don't ya..... :D

Sauron

11-07-2002, 08:59 PM

well i wont speculate ill just wait :)

FUS1ON

11-07-2002, 09:01 PM

I'm guessing it's something to do with new gameplay modes in SS TE, Like CTF, Instagib, etc.....

SALvation

11-07-2002, 09:05 PM

Dance puppets!

Mr Clean

11-07-2002, 09:07 PM

LOL When CAN you tell us o' great tease?....

Nobody

11-07-2002, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by SALvation@Nov 7 2002, 03:05 PM
Dance puppets!
http://members.telocity.com/~dman321/smilies/bootyshake.gif

Sauron

11-07-2002, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by Nobody+Nov 7 2002, 10:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nobody @ Nov 7 2002, 10:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--SALvation@Nov 7 2002, 03:05 PM
Dance puppets!
http://members.telocity.com/~dman321/smilies/bootyshake.gif[/b][/quote]
lol

OUTLAWS Ada

11-07-2002, 09:58 PM

We already heard the news over here in the UK. It is about the new, topless version of Serious Sam2 that is about to come out!

:P

OUTLAWS OZRIC

11-07-2002, 10:01 PM

I HAD TEN PEE ONCE !!

Sirc

11-07-2002, 10:04 PM

Dang Ada, you kinda got a topless theme going today. I like it. I like your avatar too. :D

And what good is knowing ahead of time if you can't post it until everyone else? I mean besides the fact that you get to torture us?

This isn't one of those Croteam "The big news is that there is going to be an important announcement about an update to the status of ..... oh hell, we really don't have anything to tell you" kind of announcements is it? :rolleyes: :P

Mr Clean

11-07-2002, 10:04 PM

We already heard the news over here in the UK. It is about the new, topless version of Serious Sam2 that is about to come out!

What in UK isn't topless at some point?

Mr Clean

11-07-2002, 10:05 PM

I HAD TEN PEE ONCE !!

Did the doctor give you some ointment to clear that up?..... :D

OUTLAWS WHOCARES

11-07-2002, 11:48 PM

I think croteam is gonna tell us the Raven has a nice face?

TNT Tonic

11-07-2002, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by Mr Clean@Nov 7 2002, 04:05 PM

I HAD TEN PEE ONCE !!

Did the doctor give you some ointment to clear that up?..... :D
LMAO

SALvation

11-08-2002, 01:03 AM

I mostly want to tortue you :) In the meantime check our homepage for an interview with the producer and some new screens.

OUTLAWS DirtGod

11-08-2002, 01:19 AM

You suck sal......at least thats what hammer would have us..............:)

FUS1ON

11-08-2002, 01:22 AM

I told you Sam had a sex change! :P

Dangerous Dan

11-08-2002, 01:22 AM

i bet its about serious sam GOLD, that would be cool, and fits in with Gotham games producing the Xbox version. or maybe its about the gamecube version next year.

Sauron

11-08-2002, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by OUTLAWS SHOGUN@Nov 8 2002, 02:22 AM
I told you Sam had a sex change! :P
interesting shoes

OUTLAWS WHOCARES

11-08-2002, 01:35 AM

notice the serious sam socks.

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 01:36 AM

I want to know now. Stupid Sal. gives us hints. <_<

Dark Reign

11-08-2002, 01:38 AM

Serious Sam will not have a third encountar. Maybe..... :(

Sauron

11-08-2002, 01:39 AM

damn the waiting sux

edit : even more cause its half past 2 am here :)

FUS1ON

11-08-2002, 01:40 AM

My attention was drawn to them "Double Barrels" she's toting. :blink:
I leave it to you all to figure out which ones I'm talking about. :P

Slice

11-08-2002, 01:40 AM

I know I know, Sam is gay. :lol:

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 01:40 AM

I guess that theirs a new game coming out or that the seriously forums are permantly down. :lol:

Dark Reign

11-08-2002, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by Gun Element@Nov 8 2002, 01:40 AM
I guess that theirs a new game coming out or that the seriously forums are permantly down. :lol:
Yeah that would be cool. :rolleyes: :P

OUTLAWS WHOCARES

11-08-2002, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by Gun Element@Nov 7 2002, 08:40 PM
I guess that theirs a new game coming out or that the seriously forums are permantly down. :lol:
That would be interesting.

Sauron

11-08-2002, 01:42 AM

i dont know why do all ( or most ) female skins would fall on there face in normal life cause of gravity :) ( not that i mind it :) )

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 01:42 AM

I thought it would make u cry becuase u still check out the seriously forums. :blink:

Dark Reign

11-08-2002, 01:44 AM

Yeah once and a while...I never really post anymore. Just doesn't feel right. <_<

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 01:45 AM

sure........ :rolleyes:

Dude get a avatar.

Dark Reign

11-08-2002, 01:49 AM

Hey man Arizona State is ranked #25. Pre-Season, experts said they would be ranked 9th in their division. And now look at em! Hail the Sun Devils! Anyways, back on track. That would surely suck if the announcement was they cancelled it. But Sal seems happy so it will be good. i hope. :wacko:

Dark Reign

11-08-2002, 01:49 AM

So when are we gonna hear the big news Sal?

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 02:01 AM

Jsut wait my child...........

THUMBS

11-08-2002, 02:05 AM

topless....hmmmm <got milk>

SALvation

11-08-2002, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Dark Reign@Nov 7 2002, 08:49 PM
So when are we gonna hear the big news Sal?
When they say I can post it.

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 02:20 AM

Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet........

OUTLAWS WHOCARES

11-08-2002, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by Gun Element@Nov 7 2002, 09:20 PM
Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet........

<font size="7" color="#FF0000">SMACK!!!</font></p>

SALvation

11-08-2002, 02:23 AM

Hey guys you should resize your avatars so they don't look so pixelated.

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by WHOCARES+Nov 7 2002, 07:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (WHOCARES @ Nov 7 2002, 07:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Gun Element@Nov 7 2002, 09:20 PM
Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet. Did they say yet........

<font size="7" color="#FF0000">SMACK!!!</font></p>[/b][/quote]
ooooo harder..... :P

Sauron

11-08-2002, 02:57 AM

still no news :(

Snip3r

11-08-2002, 02:58 AM

Hmmm.....Maybe they're doing something with the Serious Sam Engine. Or they are....*** ******* ** * ** ****** * ******* ***** ****

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 03:58 AM

If Sal is playing with our minds why'd I be sooooooooooooo pis........... no I'd just sleep.

Dangerous Dan

11-08-2002, 03:59 AM

i still think its serious sam Gold announced...

Gun Element

11-08-2002, 04:00 AM

I think your a bunch of load. j/k I hope your right Dan. :blink:

Grimmy

11-08-2002, 06:05 AM

I think Sal is getting worked up lol

If any news, the patch it coming along well, but still not being release and in beta testing. :angry:

Slash

11-08-2002, 02:48 PM

So was the Croteam interview on Seriously the big news?

SALvation

11-08-2002, 03:00 PM

No. One of their questions started to touch on it but didn't give exact details. I can't say anything until I get the OK from Gotham. :(

Sauron

11-08-2002, 03:02 PM

man they shouöd hurry with their OK

OUTLAWS high ping camper

11-08-2002, 03:10 PM

I've traced Sal's IP address to a small town in Nebraska............let's go beat it out of him!!!!! :P :D

Slash

11-08-2002, 03:39 PM

I am willing to bet that it is giving us a release date for Serious Sam Gold. B)

Mr Clean

11-08-2002, 06:11 PM

C'mon Sal, we've waited long enough........

Grimmy

11-08-2002, 06:38 PM

No, don't tell us, make em wait till they pull all of there hair out. Clean doesn't have hair so wait till he has your house spotless!

Mr Clean

11-08-2002, 06:40 PM

His house must be spotless because he just posted the annoucement in another thread....

Grimmy

11-08-2002, 06:55 PM

maybe just around the puter is, that is why he posted over there, but that doesn't mean the rest of the house it. Hop to it Clean!

Mr Clean

11-08-2002, 06:59 PM

As well as he keeps this place running I'd bet his house is already spotless....

SALvation

11-08-2002, 07:06 PM

Boy would you be wrong :D

Grimmy

11-08-2002, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by SALvation@Nov 8 2002, 02:06 PM
Boy would you be wrong :D
You tell him Sal, get a cleaning Mr Clean, so we can have our patch for SSSE!

Mr Clean

11-08-2002, 08:02 PM

You've got short term memory problems, Grimmy....he already made the annoucement and it wasn't about the patch....

Grimmy

11-08-2002, 08:03 PM

you just aren't following

Mr Clean

11-08-2002, 09:12 PM

You just aren't remembering.... :P

666vicious666

11-09-2002, 11:43 PM

I need the patch!!!!

Slice

11-10-2002, 12:27 AM

Breath in the right nostral and out the left. If you can accomplish this then you are at peace with yourself. ( you can't use your fingers to close one either.)