Death-Dude
01-27-2004, 09:00 PM
Blond jokes perpetuate a bad, generalistic damaging attitude, and are not polite. That said, here's a good one:
A BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and
shows him the puzzle spread over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have
a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box."
A BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and
shows him the puzzle spread over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have
a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box."