OUTLAWS CHICO
02-08-2004, 09:43 PM
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
off
the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is
wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a
closer
look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with
admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I
think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then
I
wouldn't have a siren."
notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
off
the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is
wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a
closer
look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with
admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I
think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then
I
wouldn't have a siren."