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Dissectional
02-20-2004, 08:24 PM
How long have you got?
According to this, I still have 52 years of fast livin' ahead of me.
DEATH! (http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/)
EXEcution
02-20-2004, 08:30 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 10, 2064
at the age of 77 years old.
:blink:
PimpDaddy
02-20-2004, 08:36 PM
Didn't partake....got the following message.....................
Dissectional
02-20-2004, 09:12 PM
Whoa...Spybot didn't fire off like that for me.
If that is the case, one of the mods feel free to remove this post.
well....it seems that I'll die at 62...
and I srewed up my office computer :rolleyes:
ME BIGGD01
02-20-2004, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by PimpDaddy@Feb 20 2004, 08:36 PM
Didn't partake....got the following message.....................
kinda got the same message. alot of these sites do this and not the posters fault. laws need to be passed to stop them.
::: DARK PSI :::
02-20-2004, 09:18 PM
69 and I am dead. What an age to go at! :ghey:
JIMINATOR
02-20-2004, 09:22 PM
hmmm, sounds like questions someone has pulled out of their ass. I doubt that the results have any type of statistical relevance.
C2H5OH Guy
02-20-2004, 09:41 PM
:cool:
Sepra
02-20-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Feb 20 2004, 04:18 PM
69 and I am dead. What an age to go at! :ghey:
wub
Sepra
02-20-2004, 10:10 PM
June 12, 2050
At the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Suicide (11%) :blink:
Horrible Accident (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)
NightBreed
02-21-2004, 01:08 AM
:hmmm: March 6, 2039
:(
Oh well...'til then :drink: :thumbs:
Jesse James
02-21-2004, 01:28 AM
May 3, 2058
at the age of 77 years old.
Cancer (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (29%)
********************************
Dang my beliefs in aliens. :bandhead:
goblinwarrior2004
02-21-2004, 01:32 AM
]LoL[ funny i would say about 2074
wow man ill when i finish my down payment on my hover bike
LoL
age of 81
cancer (0%)
stupidity(67%)
watching michel jackson(42%)http://koti.mbnet.fi/trip/others/party_smiley.gifand the jackson followers(1%)http://koti.mbnet.fi/trip/others/party1.gif
goblinwarrior2004
02-21-2004, 01:48 AM
just kidding
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif
June 27 2037
74 yrs old. :w00t:
I must STOP regularly lighting firecrackers in my mouth. :funny.gif:
JIMINATOR
02-21-2004, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
:hmmm: if only....
UncleSam
02-21-2004, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by PimpDaddy@Feb 20 2004, 03:36 PM
Didn't partake....got the following message.....................
:hmmm: ....hmm looks like you are already dead :P
PJ'l_Master
02-21-2004, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Feb 21 2004, 02:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Feb 21 2004, 02:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
:hmmm: if only.... [/b][/quote]
glad im not the only one who got that :oooo:
solid snake295
02-21-2004, 06:14 AM
meh, i expected worse... :oooo:
September 23, 2047
at the age of 62 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%) ( should be 86% :rofl: it didnt ask how many times ive set myself on fire :w00t: )
Alcoholism (5%)
and it only asked if i had problems with mafia connections :shifty:
solid snake295
02-21-2004, 06:21 AM
lol with minor truth bending...
You can expect to die on:
August 26, 2005
at the age of 20 years old.
"Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)" i dont know what that means but anything with auto and erotic in it.... bring it on! :rofl:
Dark Reign
02-21-2004, 06:30 AM
January 29, 2065
at the age of 77 years old.
With a 42% chance of cancerrrrr! Alrigghhttt!
PJ'l_Master
02-24-2004, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by solid snake295@Feb 21 2004, 06:21 AM
lol with minor truth bending...
You can expect to die on:
August 26, 2005
at the age of 20 years old.
"Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)" i dont know what that means but anything with auto and erotic in it.... bring it on! :rofl:
that mean that you like to be strangled during sex :unsure:
JIMINATOR
02-24-2004, 03:07 AM
no, it means you strangle yourself while wanking, with the hope that when you pass out, you let go. i think csi had a show about that. if it
was someone else doing it, they would leave out the auto part.
Jesse James
02-24-2004, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Feb 20 2004, 09:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Feb 20 2004, 09:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
:hmmm: if only.... [/b][/quote]
I finished that test not knowing what it was, and now that I know, I think I was better off not knowing... :blink:
PJ'l_Master
02-24-2004, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Feb 24 2004, 03:07 AM
no, it means you strangle yourself while wanking, with the hope that when you pass out, you let go. i think csi had a show about that. if it
was someone else doing it, they would leave out the auto part.
whoops!
good catch JIM
i should read that more carefully
PJ'l_Master
02-24-2004, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by Jesse James+Feb 24 2004, 03:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jesse James @ Feb 24 2004, 03:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Feb 20 2004, 09:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
:hmmm: if only....
I finished that test not knowing what it was, and now that I know what it is, I think I was happier not know what it was... :blink: [/b][/quote]
:rofl:
Curiosity didnt kill the cat! It mentally scarred Jesse James!
:rofl:
Thundarr
02-24-2004, 04:19 PM
Better than I expected!
November 11, 2045
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Drowning (14%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Goober
02-24-2004, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Sepra@Feb 20 2004, 05:10 PM
June 12, 2050
At the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Suicide (11%) :blink:
Horrible Accident (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)
:rofl: I'll bet it's from confusion.................
My stats
April 2, 2031
at the age of 73 years old.
DAMN......almost same age my dad died at.
I was shooting for my grand dads record.....99 years old
Scorch
02-24-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Goober+Feb 24 2004, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Goober @ Feb 24 2004, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sepra@Feb 20 2004, 05:10 PM
June 12, 2050
At the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Suicide (11%) :blink:
Horrible Accident (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)
:rofl: I'll bet it's from confusion.................
My stats
April 2, 2031
at the age of 73 years old.
DAMN......almost same age my dad died at.
I was shooting for my grand dads record.....99 years old [/b][/quote]
I bet it's because of the sheep...
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