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Dissectional
02-20-2004, 08:24 PM
How long have you got?

According to this, I still have 52 years of fast livin' ahead of me.

DEATH! (http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/)

EXEcution
02-20-2004, 08:30 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 10, 2064
at the age of 77 years old.
:blink:

PimpDaddy
02-20-2004, 08:36 PM
Didn't partake....got the following message.....................

Dissectional
02-20-2004, 09:12 PM
Whoa...Spybot didn't fire off like that for me.

If that is the case, one of the mods feel free to remove this post.

Nick
02-20-2004, 09:14 PM
well....it seems that I'll die at 62...

and I srewed up my office computer :rolleyes:

ME BIGGD01
02-20-2004, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by PimpDaddy@Feb 20 2004, 08:36 PM
Didn't partake....got the following message.....................
kinda got the same message. alot of these sites do this and not the posters fault. laws need to be passed to stop them.

::: DARK PSI :::
02-20-2004, 09:18 PM
69 and I am dead. What an age to go at! :ghey:

JIMINATOR
02-20-2004, 09:22 PM
hmmm, sounds like questions someone has pulled out of their ass. I doubt that the results have any type of statistical relevance.

C2H5OH Guy
02-20-2004, 09:41 PM
:cool:

Sepra
02-20-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Feb 20 2004, 04:18 PM
69 and I am dead. What an age to go at! :ghey:
wub

Sepra
02-20-2004, 10:10 PM
June 12, 2050
At the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Suicide (11%) :blink:
Horrible Accident (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)

NightBreed
02-21-2004, 01:08 AM
:hmmm: March 6, 2039



:(

Oh well...'til then :drink: :thumbs:

Jesse James
02-21-2004, 01:28 AM
May 3, 2058
at the age of 77 years old.


Cancer (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (29%)

********************************

Dang my beliefs in aliens. :bandhead:

goblinwarrior2004
02-21-2004, 01:32 AM
]LoL[ funny i would say about 2074
wow man ill when i finish my down payment on my hover bike
LoL

age of 81

cancer (0%)
stupidity(67%)
watching michel jackson(42%)http://koti.mbnet.fi/trip/others/party_smiley.gifand the jackson followers(1%)http://koti.mbnet.fi/trip/others/party1.gif

goblinwarrior2004
02-21-2004, 01:48 AM
just kidding
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/s4.gif

Dan2
02-21-2004, 02:30 AM
June 27 2037
74 yrs old. :w00t:

I must STOP regularly lighting firecrackers in my mouth. :funny.gif:

JIMINATOR
02-21-2004, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)

:hmmm: if only....

UncleSam
02-21-2004, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by PimpDaddy@Feb 20 2004, 03:36 PM
Didn't partake....got the following message.....................
:hmmm: ....hmm looks like you are already dead :P

PJ'l_Master
02-21-2004, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Feb 21 2004, 02:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Feb 21 2004, 02:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)

:hmmm: if only.... [/b][/quote]
glad im not the only one who got that :oooo:

solid snake295
02-21-2004, 06:14 AM
meh, i expected worse... :oooo:

September 23, 2047
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%) ( should be 86% :rofl: it didnt ask how many times ive set myself on fire :w00t: )
Alcoholism (5%)

and it only asked if i had problems with mafia connections :shifty:

solid snake295
02-21-2004, 06:21 AM
lol with minor truth bending...


You can expect to die on:


August 26, 2005
at the age of 20 years old.

"Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)" i dont know what that means but anything with auto and erotic in it.... bring it on&#33; :rofl:

Dark Reign
02-21-2004, 06:30 AM
January 29, 2065
at the age of 77 years old.
With a 42% chance of cancerrrrr&#33; Alrigghhttt&#33;

PJ'l_Master
02-24-2004, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by solid snake295@Feb 21 2004, 06:21 AM
lol with minor truth bending...


You can expect to die on:


August 26, 2005
at the age of 20 years old.

"Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)" i dont know what that means but anything with auto and erotic in it.... bring it on&#33; :rofl:
that mean that you like to be strangled during sex :unsure:

JIMINATOR
02-24-2004, 03:07 AM
no, it means you strangle yourself while wanking, with the hope that when you pass out, you let go. i think csi had a show about that. if it
was someone else doing it, they would leave out the auto part.

Jesse James
02-24-2004, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Feb 20 2004, 09:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR &#064; Feb 20 2004, 09:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)

:hmmm: if only.... [/b][/quote]
I finished that test not knowing what it was, and now that I know, I think I was better off not knowing... :blink:

PJ'l_Master
02-24-2004, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Feb 24 2004, 03:07 AM
no, it means you strangle yourself while wanking, with the hope that when you pass out, you let go. i think csi had a show about that. if it
was someone else doing it, they would leave out the auto part.
whoops&#33;

good catch JIM

i should read that more carefully

PJ'l_Master
02-24-2004, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by Jesse James+Feb 24 2004, 03:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jesse James @ Feb 24 2004, 03:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Feb 20 2004, 09:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Jesse James@Feb 20 2004, 08:28 PM
Auto-Fellatio (12%)

:hmmm: if only....
I finished that test not knowing what it was, and now that I know what it is, I think I was happier not know what it was... :blink: [/b][/quote]
:rofl:

Curiosity didnt kill the cat&#33; It mentally scarred Jesse James&#33;

:rofl:

Thundarr
02-24-2004, 04:19 PM
Better than I expected&#33;


November 11, 2045
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Drowning (14%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Suicide (6%)

Goober
02-24-2004, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Sepra@Feb 20 2004, 05:10 PM
June 12, 2050
At the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Suicide (11%) :blink:
Horrible Accident (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)
:rofl: I&#39;ll bet it&#39;s from confusion.................





My stats
April 2, 2031
at the age of 73 years old.

DAMN......almost same age my dad died at.
I was shooting for my grand dads record.....99 years old

Scorch
02-24-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Goober+Feb 24 2004, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Goober @ Feb 24 2004, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sepra@Feb 20 2004, 05:10 PM
June 12, 2050
At the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Cancer (20%)
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Heart Attack (15%)
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Suicide (11%)&nbsp; :blink:
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Horrible Accident (11%)
&nbsp; &nbsp; Third Degree Burns (7%)
&nbsp; &nbsp; Alien Abduction (7%)
&nbsp; Confusion (5%)
:rofl: I&#39;ll bet it&#39;s from confusion.................





My stats
April 2, 2031
at the age of 73 years old.

DAMN......almost same age my dad died at.
I was shooting for my grand dads record.....99 years old [/b][/quote]
I bet it&#39;s because of the sheep...