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ME BIGGD01
03-22-2004, 12:28 AM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshi+ and @ss kissing that will put you over the top.
ME BIGGD01
03-22-2004, 12:29 AM
:P
LaSH
03-22-2004, 12:32 AM
:lol: LOL
EXEcution
03-22-2004, 12:40 AM
:rofl: I thought this was gonna teach me something and i was right. :P
Gun Element
03-22-2004, 01:15 AM
heh thats an awesome viewpoint :w00t:
solid snake295
03-22-2004, 01:28 AM
:rofl:
Sour Grapes
03-22-2004, 02:01 AM
Brilliant! Someone give that man a diploma or something. :lol:

SG
Fred Bear
03-22-2004, 06:39 AM
:thumbs: :thumbs:
OUTLAWS The Machine
03-22-2004, 01:03 PM
:rofl:
TheUltimateWarrior
03-22-2004, 01:42 PM
:rofl:
Goober
03-22-2004, 01:44 PM
:rolf1: :rolf1:
That's so true it ticks me off.
long-island-ice-tea
03-22-2004, 02:18 PM
:thumbs: :rofl:
steve-o
03-22-2004, 02:59 PM
:lol: :thumbs:
Caged Anger
03-22-2004, 05:03 PM
wow, that just put my life in perspective...
OUTLAWS Jag
03-22-2004, 07:15 PM
:rofl:
Grimmy
03-22-2004, 07:16 PM
I should print that out and take it to work and tell em, there, now if you want me to put in over 100%, KISS MY ASS! :P
PJ'l_Master
03-23-2004, 01:12 AM
:rofl:
Asian Invasian
03-23-2004, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Mar 22 2004, 12:16 PM
I should print that out and take it to work and tell em, there, now if you want me to put in over 100%, KISS MY ASS! :P
:rofl: i get it :P
UncleSam
03-23-2004, 03:35 AM
:rofl: :thumbs: