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Morpheus
11-12-2002, 10:02 PM
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
*fart*
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:

=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
smell!!!1
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lol
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
is your left ear on fire
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
lol
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lol
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
just f-f-f-fa-aaaar-r-rted-d-d
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lol
«++·-=(¤ S n i p 3 r ¤)=-·-++» says:
IT RUMBLED!
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BANG
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BOOM
«++·-=(¤ S n i p 3 r ¤)=-·-++» says:
rge
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ghna
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
basically, yes.
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
yet again
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
a big fart rumbles the room
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lol
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
i serious
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Silence falls apon the room...
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
then.....
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
FART
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
oops
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The fart attacks my mother!!!!!
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
lol
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My mother fights off the fart with her teeth
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
hjmm
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he teeth are breaking from the stench!
«++·-=(¤ S n i p 3 r ¤)=-·-++» says:
NINJA DROPKICK!
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
lol
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Snip3r Dropkicks the fart
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the fart gets back up and clothesline him
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Snip3r then pulls down his pants and ****s right on his mother
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his mother thrives in pain
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as she tries to get up
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but the stench is overwhelming
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and the rival fart goes against the n00b fart
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
lol
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the n00b fart does super tornado assowipo and whiffs the fart with a big stench of roses
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The roses are overwhlming
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but the rival fart gets back up
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
what?!?! Fire farts again!
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and does super diskusting grandma toilet stench!
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The n00b fart gets knocked back into the wall
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the rival fart stands over the n00b
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in victory*
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
roses -
roses after fart -
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lol
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the n00b fart seems like it is dead
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
but u sit on it and fart, reviving it?
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but it is using its ninja technique while the rival fart laughs
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the n00b fart jolts up and suddenly breaks right threw the rival fart
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the rival fart is shocked
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
then, snipe's girlfriend walks in with perfume on
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and the rival fart gets so diskusted by its own smell it dies
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
both farts die
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good one
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
lol
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lol
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
the girlfriend or the perfume
«++·-=(¤ S n i p 3 r ¤)=-·-++» says:
dude thats the funniest story
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both
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
lets post
=V=DOA=V= Fire Slayer!!! says:
shall we

Snip3r
11-12-2002, 10:05 PM
Me and Fire are the best RPGers in the WORLD!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hobbes
11-12-2002, 10:06 PM
I seem to be confused.

Morpheus
11-12-2002, 10:07 PM
well.... go away, <_<

Hobbes
11-12-2002, 10:08 PM
no&#33;

Morpheus
11-12-2002, 10:08 PM
ok if there r places missing text there were smileys
u want the good version get on MSN add robbyharbaugh@hotmail.com

Slice
11-12-2002, 10:09 PM
Very constructive&#33; Glad to see such talent in the youth of America :D

Morpheus
11-12-2002, 10:13 PM
thanks, so sad that you didn&#39;t get enough. :P :D :lol:

Sirc
11-12-2002, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Fire Slayer DOA@Nov 12 2002, 05:08 PM
ok if there r places missing text there were smileys
u want the good version get on MSN add robbyharbaugh@hotmail.com
The good version? :blink:

I don&#39;t think the smilies could possibly help that much. :P

666vicious666
11-12-2002, 11:42 PM
Uh, yea...a little long and stupid...

Sacrifice
11-12-2002, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by 666vicious666@Nov 12 2002, 03:42 PM
Uh, yea...a little long and stupid...
lol

Crism
11-13-2002, 02:29 AM
LMFAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; That was some funny shiz&#33; i liked the the super asswhipo&#33;&#33;&#33;

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
11-13-2002, 02:31 AM
Please stay off the crack. :D

Grimmy
11-13-2002, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by WHOCARES@Nov 12 2002, 09:31 PM
Please stay off the crack. :D
what he meant to say, was each others crack&#33; :wacko:

LaSH
11-13-2002, 03:00 AM
I just let this one for you guys.

http://bathroomjokes.com/fart/sound.htm