Thundarr
03-31-2004, 08:35 PM
A state policeman had a
perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a
12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD".
The officer then found a
young accomplice down the road with
a sign reading "TIPS" and a
bucket full of money. (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a
picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of
handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled
over for speeding. As the
State Trooper Officer
walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
State Troopers Ball.
"He replied, "State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of
silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol
car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.
perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a
12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD".
The officer then found a
young accomplice down the road with
a sign reading "TIPS" and a
bucket full of money. (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a
picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of
handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled
over for speeding. As the
State Trooper Officer
walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
State Troopers Ball.
"He replied, "State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of
silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol
car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.