The best April fools joke so far today

[Asian Invasian]

ok so this kid in my class during a quiet time fell over in his chair and he all of a sudden started shaking and blinking his eyes with an A+ acting seizure the teacher freaked out so baad and said to call 911 and the office and just went into a state of panic a while later the kid got up and said "april fools" and my teacher was like "go to the office" :rofl: thats the best mwahahah

[EXEcution]

:rofl: I would given mad props to that kid!
I wish i would have been there! :thumbs:

[Burn the Witch]

Heh. They announced on Nationwide Radio in the UK today (we have like 3 or 4 Radio Stations that cover all the country, this was the biggest), that the French had decided to pull out of the Euro and adopt the Pound Sterling. There were several interviews with various "politicians" and experts.....lol, so many people believed it.

[EXEcution]

This is an international holiday?

[PJ'l_Master]

Originally posted by <Asian - Invasian>@Apr 1 2004, 06:32 PM
ok so this kid in my class during a quiet time fell over in his chair and he all of a sudden started shaking and blinking his eyes with an A+ acting seizure the teacher freaked out so baad and said to call 911 and the office and just went into a state of panic a while later the kid got up and said "april fools" and my teacher was like "go to the office" :rofl: thats the best mwahahah
:rofl:

[Sacrifice]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[EdoG]

:rofl:

[ME BIGGD01]

howard stern pulled off a good one today :thumbs:
curtis and cubi also were telling people that the phone company was blowing air into the fiber optic lines and that people needed to put a baggie over the phone (i found it funny).

as for that kid :thumbs: :thumbs:

i kinda did the same thing one time at the dinner table (actuallylike 5 times at different times) and got slapped for it.

as for pulling jokes on others today, i slacked as could of got into trouble.

[Nitro]

I was told that my friend who got into a car crash a few days ago and injured himself, just died today. :rofl: :rofl:
True story

[NightBreed]

Originally posted by nitrostatic@Apr 1 2004, 09:40 PM
I was told that my friend who got into a car crash a few days ago and injured himself, just died today. :rofl: :rofl:
True story
:blink: :unsure:

[TheMaster]

Originally posted by <Asian - Invasian>@Apr 1 2004, 11:32 PM
ok so this kid in my class during a quiet time fell over in his chair and he all of a sudden started shaking and blinking his eyes with an A+ acting seizure the teacher freaked out so baad and said to call 911 and the office and just went into a state of panic a while later the kid got up and said "april fools" and my teacher was like "go to the office" :rofl: thats the best mwahahah

I don&#39;t know which is more painful to me, being fragged by a spammer or dying so hard of laughter. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Very funny&#33;


I was told that my friend who got into a car crash a few days ago and injured himself, just died today.&nbsp;
True story

:unsure: I am so sorry to hear that.

TheMaster

[TheMaster]

Then again with those two smilies I am not sure if you are serious or if this is an April Fools joke. If it is I&#39;m afraid you&#39;re too late, it is Friday now.

TheMaster

[Asian Invasian]

not for him its still the first :) and for me 2 :)

[FUS1ON]

Originally posted by .:EXEcution:.@Apr 1 2004, 06:01 PM
This is an international holiday?
Surely you jest :huh:

[long-island-ice-tea]

Nice April fools

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

I miss Stern. Stupid Clear Chanel

[Sepra]

OMG if that was my kid I would have killed him :devil:

Funny though :rofl:

[TheMaster]

Originally posted by Sepra@Apr 2 2004, 01:18 PM
OMG if that was my kid I would have killed him :devil:

Funny though :rofl:
LOL. :rofl: I should have come up with that prank.

TheMaster

[13375n1p4]

My prank was done like my country does..... Trying to AF 30 ppl at a time....

My friend who sits nxt to me in class had to go to the toilet....
....i was his best friend so he wouldn&#39;t expect anything from me.....
i took the "Stuff" from my bag....a water super glue bottle.....
i trick the class that i drip some glue on the chair but acctually just some plain drinking water.... when my friend SAT in his seat i started laughing and everyone else also started laughing..... My friend who sits at the back of me tells my best friend he is stuck to the chair... when my best friend got up i sai "APRIL FOOL YOU IDIOTS" i told them that it was just plain water.... 30 ppl AFed in one shot.... :shifty:

One more goes like :

I take some normal glue (the glue here sucks)
Slosh it on a coin and lay it on one of the canteen tables..... My friend (yes my best friend) tries to pick up the coin..... (I told you the glue here sucks)
he picks it up and it was SUPER STICKY (heres the good part)
i just said "hahaha AFed again eh?"
my friend went to the sink and washed of the glue...

Thats why i am known in my school for getting my teacher&#39;s hair stucks 2 paper and pulling pranks more than anyone (i dun care if you belive me or not but my AF count was 156 ppl that day :shifty: )

[TheMaster]

Wow, you are like the April Fools Wizard. :wootrock:

TheMaster

[Grimmy]

Still remember last April fools when I called Sal up and was going to buy his house, pay in cash and then I told him April fools and who I was. I bet Lev&#39;s shoulder still hurts, but it was worth it. Just wish I could have been there to see the look on his face. :rofl:

[Thundarr]

Originally posted by Grimmy@Apr 2 2004, 01:12 PM
Still remember last April fools when I called Sal up and was going to buy his house, pay in cash and then I told him April fools and who I was. I bet Lev&#39;s shoulder still hurts, but it was worth it. Just wish I could have been there to see the look on his face. :rofl:
:w00t: Good one&#33; :thumbs:

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by >SSC<TheMaster@Apr 3 2004, 01:22 AM
Wow, you are like the April Fools Wizard. :wootrock:

TheMaster
Thx :thumbs: The Trick is to act like something is not gonna happen like when my friend was a jittery and no..... my teacher is the wiz....

He calls up all those pupils whodidn&#39;t do their homework to go up front 6 boys 6 girls..... Ou teacher kept talkin crap here&#39;s the good part when he asked who wanted to kena rotan all the boys said ok....the girls said uhh,nononnnononono...
then he talked for 3 min. and asked the boys tosit down beecos they admitted their mistakes he goes to one of the girls lifts up the rotan and all of them SCREAMED&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; and then he swung the rotan before it hit the girls hands he stop and said "April Fool"
all of us were laughing our heads out :happy: the girls went home CRYING&#33;&#33;&#33; :w00t:

:P best 1 yet

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by 13375n1p4+Apr 3 2004, 10:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (13375n1p4 @ Apr 3 2004, 10:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin->SSC<TheMaster@Apr 3 2004, 01:22 AM
Wow, you are like the April Fools Wizard. :wootrock:

TheMaster
Thx :thumbs: The Trick is to act like something is not gonna happen like when my friend was a jittery and no..... my teacher is the wiz....

He calls up all those pupils whodidn&#39;t do their homework to go up front 6 boys 6 girls..... Ou teacher kept talkin crap here&#39;s the good part when he asked who wanted to kena rotan all the boys said ok....the girls said uhh,nononnnononono...
then he talked for 3 min. and asked the boys tosit down beecos they admitted their mistakes he goes to one of the girls lifts up the rotan and all of them SCREAMED&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; and then he swung the rotan before it hit the girls hands he stop and said "April Fool"
all of us were laughing our heads out :happy: the girls went home CRYING&#33;&#33;&#33; :w00t:

:P best 1 yet [/b][/quote]
My friend is the best i guess:

Three things Red Ink Bubble,Bandage and a extandable stick
he paste the red ink bubble between his head and the plaster
he goes to school when his friends ask what happened to his head...
he takes the stick and says "I HATE YOU" he pushes the stick onto a part on the bandage where the ink bubble is and it splashes red ink all over himself and falls down on the floor pretending to be dead.....(ok so i have to admit this is my 1st time being AFed) we all scream for the teacher and when the teacher arrives she screams.... my friend gets up and says "oh sry April Fool"

[TheMaster]

That was not funny, but at the same time, was hilarious. :rofl:

TheMaster

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by >SSC<TheMaster@Apr 3 2004, 10:57 PM
That was not funny, but at the same time, was hilarious. :rofl:

TheMaster
really? hmm oh yeah i forgot the part where out english teacher ran around the class screaming "AHHHH SUICIDE AHHHH WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY TO THEIR PARENTS???AHHHHHHHHH&#33;"
thats the part for got sry ^^

[TheMaster]

OMG I hope that didn&#39;t get the police over there. :rofl:

TheMaster

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by >SSC<TheMaster@Apr 4 2004, 10:56 AM
OMG I hope that didn&#39;t get the police over there. :rofl:

TheMaster
Nope it got the ambulance and a letter to his parents there :P

[TheMaster]

LMFAO :rolf1:

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by >SSC<TheMaster@Apr 4 2004, 09:28 PM
LMFAO :rolf1:
Still. the funny part was when he made the girls scream in tero and our teacher&#39;s face turn PURE WHITE

[TheMaster]

I wish I was there to see it. Well maybe not, didn&#39;t want to get AFed myself. He is so evil. LOL

TheMaster

[Grimmy]

Originally posted by Thundarr+Apr 2 2004, 12:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Thundarr @ Apr 2 2004, 12:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Grimmy@Apr 2 2004, 01:12 PM
Still remember last April fools when I called Sal up and was going to buy his house, pay in cash and then I told him April fools and who I was.&nbsp; I bet Lev&#39;s shoulder still hurts, but it was worth it.&nbsp; Just wish I could have been there to see the look on his face.&nbsp; :rofl:
:w00t: Good one&#33; :thumbs: [/b][/quote]
Will have to see if that thread is still around. I know it&#39;s here some where&#39;s :shifty: :rofl:

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by >SSC<TheMaster@Apr 4 2004, 10:52 PM
I wish I was there to see it. Well maybe not, didn&#39;t want to get AFed myself. He is so evil. LOL

TheMaster
hahahaha the part after that was &#39; Teacher sez :"Get you stupid april fool butt to the OFFICE i&#39;ll get this letter to your mom PERSONALLY&#33;&#33;" she went psycho You SHOULD have beenthere to see it&#33; It was MAYHEM (Sry keep forgetting afew parts)
:blink:
It just hit me like a slippery fish:The Girls were crying and i was like "oh great i just witnessed the worst april fool joke ever made to history and i 4got my vidcam"
Personnally i said that AFTER he Reaveled it was a joke.

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by 13375n1p4+Apr 5 2004, 06:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (13375n1p4 @ Apr 5 2004, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin->SSC<TheMaster@Apr 4 2004, 10:52 PM
I wish I was there to see it. Well maybe not, didn&#39;t want to get AFed myself. He is so evil. LOL

TheMaster
hahahaha the part after that was &#39; Teacher sez :"Get you stupid april fool butt to the OFFICE i&#39;ll get this letter to your mom PERSONALLY&#33;&#33;" she went psycho You SHOULD have beenthere to see it&#33; It was MAYHEM (Sry keep forgetting afew parts)
:blink:
It just hit me like a slippery fish:The Girls were crying and i was like "oh great i just witnessed the worst april fool joke ever made to history and i 4got my vidcam"
Personnally i said that AFTER he Reaveled it was a joke. [/b][/quote]
ok ok i am still abit blur cause i only saw ths topic right after i forgot this so dun expected everything me or anyone else SAYS in the story TRUE ok?

[TheMaster]

You didn&#39;t get it on videotape???? >:( LOL

TheMaster

[13375n1p4]

Originally posted by >SSC<TheMaster@Apr 6 2004, 05:00 AM
You didn&#39;t get it on videotape???? >:( LOL

TheMaster
Rules in malaysia are strict man....
1. No Electronical items are allowed anywhere in school
2. never get out of your goddamn uniform you idiotic bunch of kids
3.oppose your headmaster in anyway including gluing his butt to the chair ( we did that once :w00t: )
4. Only wear sexy clothings and bring ANYTHING on CHILDREN&#39;S DAY ONLY
5.No we are not getting anymore water fontains desoite coplainas from the parents
6. NO&#33; NO MORE CHAIRS LIVE ON THE FLOOR YA LAZY KIDS
7. You may cover your headmaster&#39;s car in motor oil as a statement not to drive anymore. (did that twice :thumbs:)

Actually strike out rules #3 and 7
LOL hahaha anyway life SUCKS here ok?
Thanks for listening to the sickening life here
we are not allowed to go to shopping malls without our parents :bawling:
But come and visit us if your 12 or 15 you life will be a 100% living hell due to SPM and UPSR and the STUPID ASS teachers that work us like DOGS
Edit: if we dun go to school for 1 week without a reason EXPELLED
and you HAVE to learn the stupid Malasyian Language
Siapa yang tahu maksud "bagai aur to atas bukit" :WTF: