BlaBla

[Strifer]

Lucy's Law : No good deed goes unpunished.

[Strifer]

Lyon's Law of Hesitation : He who hesitates is last.

[Strifer]

Marshall's Generalized Iceberg Theorem : Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

[Strifer]

McGoons Law : The probability of winning is inversely propertional to the amount of the wager.

[Strifer]

McGovern's Law : The longer the title, the less important the job.

[Strifer]

McGurk's Law : Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion if it did occur, will occur.

[Strifer]

H. L. Mencken's Law : Those who can--do. Those who cannot--teach. Those who cannot teach--administrate. (Martin's Extension)

[Strifer]

Miller's Law : You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it.

[Strifer]

MIST Law (Man In The Street) : The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

[Strifer]

Nessen's Law : Secret sources are more credible.

[Strifer]

Nienberg's Law : Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

[Strifer]

O'Brien's Rule : Nothing is ever done for the right reason.

[Strifer]

Panic Instruction : When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

[Strifer]

Paradox of Selective Equality : All thing being equal, all things are never equal.

[Strifer]

The First Law of Management : Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

[Strifer]

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law : Everything goes wrong all at once.

[Strifer]

The New Math Version of Murphy's Law : If there is a 50/50 chance of something going wrong, nine times out of ten it will.

[Strifer]

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law : Murphy was an optimist.

[Strifer]

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics : Things get worse under pressure.

[Strifer]

Orion's Law : Everything breaks down.

[Strifer]

The Murphy Philosophy : Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

[Strifer]

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

[Strifer]

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

[Strifer]

Army Law : If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

[Strifer]

Astrology Law : It's always the wrong time of the month.

[Strifer]

Fourteenth Corollary of Atwood's General Law of Dynamic Negatives : No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

[Strifer]

Avery's Rule of Three : Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job -- it is the start of a brand new series of three.

[Strifer]

Babcock's Law : If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

[Strifer]

Baer's Quartet : What's good politics is bad economics; what's bad politics is good economics; what's good economics is bad politics; what's bad economics is good politics.

[Strifer]

Baker's Byroad : When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

[Strifer]

Baker's Law : Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

[Strifer]

Baldy's Law : Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.

[Strifer]

Barr's Comment on Domestic Tranquility : On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy -- but we'll work on it.

[Strifer]

Barth's Distinction : There are two classes of people: those who divide people into two classes, and those who don't.

[Strifer]

Bartz's Law of Hokey Horsepuckery : The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.

[Strifer]

Baruch's Rule for Determining Old Age : Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

[Strifer]

Forthoffer's Cynical Summary of Barzun's Laws : 1) That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly. 2) If at first you don't succeed, you will never succeed.

[Strifer]

Baxter's First Law : Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.

[Strifer]

Law of Cybernetic Entomology : There's always one more bug.

[Strifer]

Beauregard's First Law : When you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut.

[Strifer]

Beauregard's Second Law : All people are cremated equal.

[Strifer]

Thoughts on Management : If everyone dislikes it, it must be looked into. If everyone likes it, it must be looked into.

[Strifer]

Hunts Law of Suspense : If any work has a suspense date on it, that work will be completed as close to the suspense date as possible regardless of how far in advance it was programmed.

[Strifer]

Belle's Constant : The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.

[Strifer]

Golub's Laws of Computerdom #1 : A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.

[Strifer]

Golub's Laws of Computerdom #2 : The effort required to correct the error increases geometrically with time.

[Strifer]

Benchley's Law : Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

[Strifer]

First Law of Bicycling : No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

[Strifer]

The Billings Phenomenon : The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious.

[Strifer]

Blaauw's Law : Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.

[Strifer]

Blanchard's Newspaper Obituary Law : If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

[Strifer]

Rules of Pratt #1 : If a severe problem manifests itself, no solution is acceptable unless it is involved, expensive, and time consuming.

[Strifer]

Rules of Pratt #2 : Sufficient monies to do the job correctly the first time are not available, however, ample funds are much easier obtained for repeated revisions.

[Strifer]

Boling's Postulate : If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

[Strifer]

Bolton's Law of Ascending Budgets : Under current practices, both expenditures and revenues rise to meet each other, no matter which one may be in excess.

[Strifer]

Advanced Systems News Letter : The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.

[Strifer]

Boyle's Observation : A welfare state is one that assumes responsibility for the health, happiness, and general well-being of all its citizens except the taxpayers.

[Strifer]

Boston's Irreversible Law of Clutter : In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

[Strifer]

RB's Five-Thumb Postulate : Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined.

[Strifer]

Lafayette's Reprisal : The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

[Strifer]

Boob's Law : You always find something the last place you look.

[Strifer]

Boozer's Revision : A bird in the hand is dead.

[Strifer]

Borstelmann's Rule : If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

[Strifer]

The Law of Selective Gravity : An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

[Strifer]

Jenning's Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity : The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

[Strifer]

Law of the Perversity of Nature : You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

[Strifer]

Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics : Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.

[Strifer]

Jones' Law : The man who can smile when things go wrong...has thought of someone he can blame it on.

[Strifer]

First Law of Bridge : It's always the partner's fault.

[Strifer]

Brien's First Law : At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.

[Strifer]

Broder's Law : Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.

[Strifer]

Brontosaurus Principle : Organizations can grow faster than their brains can manage them in relation to their environment and to their own physiology; when this occurs, they are an endangered species.

[Strifer]

Brooks's First Law : Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

[Strifer]

Brooke's Second Law : Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

[Strifer]

Bruce-Brigg's Law of Traffic : At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.

[Strifer]

Bucy's Law : Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

[Strifer]

Thoughts on Programming, Number 52 : The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he gets. -Ed Yourdon

[Strifer]

Radar's Fundamental Truth : The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

[Strifer]

Butler's Law of Progress : All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

[Strifer]

Bye's First Law of Model Railroading : Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.

[Strifer]

Bye's Second Law of Model Railroading : The desire for modeling a prototype is inversely proportional to the decline of the prototype.

[Strifer]

Pastore's Truth : Most jobs are marginally better than daytime TV.

[Strifer]

Cahn's Axiom (Allen's Axiom) : When all else fails, read the instructions.

[Strifer]

Calkin's Law of Menu Language : The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.

[Strifer]

John Cameron's Law : No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

[Strifer]

Cannon's Cogent Comment : The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.

[Strifer]

Cavanaugh's Postulate : All kookies are not in a jar.

[Strifer]

Law of Character and Appearance : People don't change; they only become more so.

[Strifer]

Checkbook Balancer's Law : In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours.

[Strifer]

Chesterton's Observation : I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

[Strifer]

Chili Cook's Secret : If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

[Strifer]

Stanley's Law of Taking Things Apart : When putting things back together again, there will always be at least one piece left over that will not fit anywhere.

[Strifer]

The First Discovery of Christmas Morning : Batteries not included.

[Strifer]

The First Discovery of Christmas Afternoon : Give a kid a new toy -- Dad will play with the toy, the kid will play with the box it came in.

[Strifer]

Etorre's Observation : The other line always moves faster. Corollary: Don't try to change lines. The other line--the one you were in originally--will then move faster.

[Strifer]

Faber's Fourth Law : Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

[Strifer]

Snafu Equation No. 6 : Badness comes in waves.

[Strifer]

The Golden Rule : Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

[Strifer]

The Law of Probable Dispersal : Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed (also known as: The How Come It All Landed On Me Law).

[Strifer]

Ralph's Observation : It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

[Strifer]

Manly's Maxim : Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

[Strifer]

Cannon's Comment : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

[Strifer]

Scott's Second Law : When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.

[Strifer]

The Point of No Return Law : The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train.

[Strifer]

Moer's Truism : The trouble with most jobs is the resemblance to being in a sled dog team: No one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.

[Strifer]

Gordon's First Law : If a project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

[Strifer]

Grierson's Law of Minimal Self-Delusion : Every man nourishes within himself a secret plan for getting rich that will not work.

[Strifer]

Gumperson's Law : The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.

[Strifer]

Hoare's Law of Large Problems : Inside every large problem there is a small problem struggling to get out.

[Strifer]

Finagle's First Law : If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

[Strifer]

Howe's Law : Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

[Strifer]

Jones' Motto : Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

[Strifer]

Mahr's Law of Restrained Involvement : Don't get any on you.

[Strifer]

Law of Research : Enough research will tend to support your theory.

[Strifer]

Maier's Law : If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.

[Strifer]

Munroes Observation : Common sense is not that common.

[Strifer]

Abbott's Admonitions : 1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. 2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

[Strifer]

Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

[Strifer]

Airplane Law : When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

[Strifer]

Agnes Allen's Law : Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

[Strifer]

Alley's Axiom : Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven.

[Strifer]

Anderson's Law : I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

[Strifer]

Andrew's Canoeing Postulate : No matter which direction you start, it's always against the wind coming back.

[Strifer]

Law of Annoyance : When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

[Strifer]

Anthony's Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. : Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.

[Strifer]

Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules : The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time. The last 10% of the task takes the other 90%.

[Strifer]

Nonreciprocal Laws of Expectations : Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

[Strifer]

Nowlan's Truism : An 'acceptable level of unemployment' means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

[Strifer]

Life sucks--then you die.

[Strifer]

Approval Seeker's Law : Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

[Strifer]

Finagle's Second Law : No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to: a) misinterpret it. B ) fake it., or c ) believe it supports his own pet theory.

[Strifer]

Finagle's Third Law : In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake. Corollaries 1. No one whom you ask for help will see it. 2. Everyone who stops by with unsought advice will see it immediately.

[Strifer]

Finagle's Fourth Law : Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

[Strifer]

Rudin's Law : In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.

[Strifer]

Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamics : You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit.

[Strifer]

Ehrman's Commentary : Things will get worse before they will get better. Who said things would get better?

[Strifer]

Commoner's Second Law of Ecology : Nothing ever goes away.

[Strifer]

Klipstein's Law : Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.

[Strifer]

You never find a lost article until you replace it.

[Strifer]

Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness : The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

[Strifer]

Lewis' Law : No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

[Strifer]

You get the most of what you need the least.

[Strifer]

First Law of Revision : Information necessitiating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after - and only after - the plans are complete. (Often called the 'Now They Tell Us' Law)

[Strifer]

Second Law of Revision : The more innocuous the modification appears to be, the further its influence will extend and the more plans will have to be redrawn.

[Strifer]

Corollary to the First Law of Revision : In simple cases, presenting one obvious right way versus one obvious wrong way, it is often wiser to choose the wrong way, so as to expedite subsequent revision.

[MR. SLiK]

What the hell is wrong with you

[MR. SLiK]

You have just spammed 24 pages...

[Strifer]

Finshed. Last law... Happy reading. Btw, there wasn't anything new coming that you wouldn't know about.
Aiming for that 10,000.

[Strifer]

Haven't noticed...

[Strifer]

No one was posting here... Before you get to that 10,000 here I'll be spittin' my teeth.

[Casanova]

Strifer, u've written 20 pages of some sh*t ??? huh??? :wacko: :wacko: :blink: :blink: :blink:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

He sure did.
:woot:

[Strifer]

Hey, I thought you wanted to reach those 10,000 posts here... I'm just helping.
I spammed from 123 page... Count really good.
And read all of those sentences I copied, pasted and posted, copied, pasted and posted, copied, pasted and posted...
6 hours spent! I'm a wacko :) or maybe I just :drink: too much. At least you'll have something to talk about.

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Go for it man.
That is what this thread is for. :thumbs:

[Strifer]

Check my post count! Going for total 1000 before New Year. I have 3 hours for it.

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Phoenix]

Oh....my.........god.......

[Phoenix]

This place truly is spammecca!

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 31 2002, 03:36 PM
This place truly is spammecca!
That it is and that is the point of this thread.
Mindless nonsense.

[Phoenix]

I think Strifer has shown a new kind of spam.....wow.........he has posted of 700 times in one........night.
Grimmy, I truly think you are going to be de-throned

[Strifer]

If I want something I can do it. Spam...

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Strifer@Dec 31 2002, 08:51 PM
If I want something I can do it. Spam...
hhehe, I wasnt insulting you. I think it's good. It makes the community look larger, lol.
i think it is ok because no one ever talks here anymore. If there were discussion going on, then I would not want you to spam. But since now one does.......Spam On! :thumbs: :D

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Strifer]

Spam... Beware...

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Strifer]

Spam...

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

n

[Phoenix]

hey, Im only 500 behin him!.......

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 31 2002, 04:23 PM
hey, Im only 500 behin him!.......
only!!!

[Phoenix]

Imagine if he did this on seriously :D

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 31 2002, 04:24 PM
Imagine if he did this on seriously :D
Rod would be pulling his teeth out. :rofl:

[Strifer]

He has teeth?

[Strifer]

Spam off...
Spam...

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Strifer]

Topic locked. Heh, it's good I posted there 3 times.

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Strifer]

Spam...
Like my sig pic?

[Strifer]

Spam... gotta hurry...

[Strifer]

Spam... 1 and a half page more!

[Strifer]

Spam... Help me here.

[Strifer]

I shall make this Bla, spam, Bla...

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Strifer]

Mmmm... candybar...

[Strifer]

I'm going to make it...

[Strifer]

19 posts more...

[Strifer]

18 posts more...

[Strifer]

17 posts more...

[Strifer]

16 posts more... I'm going for a total of 1000 posts count before New Year comes to Poland...

[Strifer]

14 posts more...

[Phoenix]

you skipped 15 :rolleyes:

[Snip3r]

Im going to spam to 150 pages

[Snip3r]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

[Strifer]

Closing in...

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Snip3r@Dec 31 2002, 10:28 PM
Im going to spam to 150 pages
NOOOOO!!!!! Not you too Sniper!!!!

[Strifer]

I know I missed, that 15 was posted somewhere else...
13...

[Strifer]

Spam...

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Snip3r@Dec 31 2002, 05:28 PM
Im going to spam to 150 pages
:rofl:

[Strifer]

Not on my watch!


Could you get of my watch please, I paid for it 2 bucks.

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Strifer@Dec 31 2002, 10:33 PM
Not on my watch!


Could you get of my watch please, I paid for it 2 bucks.
:wacko:

[Strifer]

Spam...

[Strifer]

4 to go...

[Strifer]

3 more...

[Strifer]

Just 2... What's that smell?

[Strifer]

1 more... Standing up, look at the chair... Oh sh*t! (precisely)

[Strifer]

Heh 1000 and in just 1 day! I'm a damn spammer...

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

cool now please let it rest. :thumbs:

[Strifer]

Correction, not in day, but still impressive... Even I can't believe it... I need some pointers from Mr. Clean, I wannabespammer!

[Phoenix]

......wow.........

[Strifer]

Okay, slowing down... Happy New Year!!! /me out (for a while) :thumbs:

[Strifer]

Last one... I wish 10,000 posts here and then onto Bla, Bla 2. :D :D :D

[Grimmy]

that is a lot of spam, you must get bored easily B)

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Holy post count Grimmy
:rofl:

[Grimmy]

:unsure: WTF?? :shifty:

[Phoenix]

AHHHH!!!! How the **** do you have 15,000 posts!?!?!?!??!

[Grimmy]

hehehe, I made a forum, hidden, and only I can see it, and I went on a posting spree. Took about an hour :P

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Grimmy@Jan 1 2003, 01:08 AM
hehehe, I made a forum, hidden, and only I can see it, and I went on a posting spree. Took about an hour :P
:rofl:
Your crazy man :P

[Grimmy]

Thanks!! WooT!! :devil:

[Snip3r]

fsrggregre

[Snip3r]

:angry: :angry: :woot: greerggggggggggggggggggggggggegregergregeSUJOWPURO Pi

[Snip3r]

NV IIDSIA E FORCE

[Snip3r]

150!@!LKK

[Snip3r]

GREGEJROEWPFR EWPRL P@E$L#PB RWAGE and now for page2

[Snip3r]

I am going to spam this cracey

[Snip3r]

150 pages

[Snip3r]

IM ALMOST THEIR1

[Snip3r]

IT r

[Snip3r]

150 pages please!!!!

[Snip3r]

TODAY JUNIA

[Snip3r]

8r

[Snip3r]

FOR GODS SAKES 150 PAGES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*(

[Snip3r]

YES!!!!!http://www.opelwerk.com/smiley-project/animated/bouncing-smilies/sprung.gifhttp://www.opelwerk.com/smiley-project/animated/bouncing-smilies/sprung.gif

[Snip3r]

:thumbs: Ge TOut Of my M theread whww!

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Snip3r@Dec 31 2002, 11:19 PM
FOR GODS SAKES 150 PAGES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*(
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Happy New Year man.

[Snip3r]

:drink: Happy New Year WHO!!!!!!!! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

press delete or f1 or escape it differs from board to board.

[Snip3r]

okee dokee i will try :thumbs:

[Snip3r]

Damit, I tried and I pressed every button u said, F1 Esc Delete and nothing worked :(

[Phoenix]

Snipers gone crazy

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Snip3r@Dec 31 2002, 11:27 PM
Damit, I tried and I pressed every button u said, F1 Esc Delete and nothing worked :(
Start a thread in the Hardware section.

[Snip3r]

I TINK ME GONE COO COO KAKA KUKU JDIW HJ HHAHHAHA SSSSD DICK CLARK LIKE SS MEN!

[Strifer]

Snipe3r, try Ctrl + Alt + Delete. Press ten times and it WILL work. Satisfaction not included.

Damn you Grimmy... You can, but I can't... Call it a day. I don't believe you actually posted so much, probably edited something to look like over 15,000 posts. Cheater...

[Strifer]

You were probably thinking "Damn, I wonder If he made antoher 24 pages here...".

Well, NADA, null, no, nein, niet, nie, you get the picture.
BUT, if they'll ask me... prepare to see 321 pages in this thread.

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Strifer@Jan 1 2003, 06:29 PM
You were probably thinking "Damn, I wonder If he made antoher 24 pages here...".

Well, NADA, null, no, nein, niet, nie, you get the picture.
BUT, if they'll ask me... prepare to see 321 pages in this thread.
Oh god man......no!!!!!

[Grimmy]

:rofl:

[666vicious666]

:jammin: :jammin: :jammin: :jammin: I like that there is a new avatar :jammin: :jammin: :jammin: :jammin:

[TheUltimateWarrior]

5 to go
for 3000..........

[TheUltimateWarrior]

just a few more...

[TheUltimateWarrior]

10 for me to go for 2400..

[TheUltimateWarrior]

pure spam