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Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:32 AM
I prefer to sit on the toilet...i prefer comfort as to speed :)

Sauron
12-10-2002, 04:33 AM
oh no now he is not only a postamaniac no we created a poll monster :ph34r:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:34 AM
Dont worry admins, this is my last pointless thread of the day :)

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by Sauron@Dec 10 2002, 04:33 AM
oh no now he is not only a postamaniac no we created a poll monster :ph34r:
lol sauron :lol:

Slice
12-10-2002, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 9 2002, 11:32 PM
I prefer to sit on the toilet...i prefer comfort as to speed :)
Now it's official, Phoenix is Gay. :lol:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by Slice+Dec 10 2002, 04:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Dec 10 2002, 04:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Dec 9 2002, 11:32 PM
I prefer to sit on the toilet...i prefer comfort as to speed :)
Now it&#39;s official, Phoenix is Gay. :lol:[/b][/quote]
Boo-Yeah&#33;1

MR. SLiK
12-10-2002, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by Slice+Dec 9 2002, 08:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Dec 9 2002, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Dec 9 2002, 11:32 PM
I prefer to sit on the toilet...i prefer comfort as to speed :)
Now it&#39;s official, Phoenix is Gay. :lol:[/b][/quote]
I think we can guess that Slice stands :D

Sirc
12-10-2002, 04:50 AM
What are you, special or something Phoenix? Do you wipe after you pee too? You have a sacred responsibility to pee all over the back of the toilet and floor in the middle of the night, just like the rest of us. Now stand up and pee like a man dude.

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:50 AM
So phoenix when you go out on Sat night do you tape your package to your arse so you can be more woman like? :lol:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:50 AM
Sometimes, when I have a morning woody, I try to stand.....but it doesnt work and I end up peeing all over the bathroom :(

Sauron
12-10-2002, 04:51 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:51 AM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by WHOCARES@Dec 10 2002, 04:51 AM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )
Please dont tell us where :ph34r:

Sauron
12-10-2002, 04:52 AM
weird topic u started here :)


too much of informaztion i dont really want to know

Slice
12-10-2002, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Dec 9 2002, 11:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Dec 9 2002, 11:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Slice@Dec 9 2002, 08:45 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Dec 9 2002, 11:32 PM
I prefer to sit on the toilet...i prefer comfort as to speed :)
Now it&#39;s official, Phoenix is Gay. :lol:
I think we can guess that Slice stands :D[/b][/quote]
Damn right&#33; Even my gay Teletuby stands.

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix+Dec 9 2002, 11:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phoenix @ Dec 9 2002, 11:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--WHOCARES@Dec 10 2002, 04:51 AM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )
Please dont tell us where :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
Are you sure you don&#39;t wanna know.
I don&#39;t have it pierced but I work in a shop 1 day a month for a friend.

Sirc
12-10-2002, 04:54 AM
Originally posted by WHOCARES@Dec 9 2002, 11:51 PM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )
OUUUUCH&#33; :blink:

Mr Clean
12-10-2002, 04:54 AM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )

Umm, and this is the man sending out the GameMecca Christmas Giveaway prizes? I hope I DON&#39;T win anything... :D

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:54 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc+Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OUTLAWS Sirc @ Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--WHOCARES@Dec 9 2002, 11:51 PM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )
OUUUUCH&#33; :blink:[/b][/quote]
Think about this one.
Strawberry Milkshake&#33; :lol:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 10 2002, 04:50 AM
What are you, special or something Phoenix? Do you wipe after you pee too? You have a sacred responsibility to pee all over the back of the toilet and floor in the middle of the night, just like the rest of us. Now stand up and pee like a man dude.
As a matter of fact, i do sometimes wipe.....somtimes the pee finds little compartments in your panis and you just gotta whipe to get the urine out&#33;

MR. SLiK
12-10-2002, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by WHOCARES+Dec 9 2002, 08:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (WHOCARES @ Dec 9 2002, 08:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--WHOCARES@Dec 9 2002, 11:51 PM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )
OUUUUCH&#33; :blink:
Think about this one.
Strawberry Milkshake&#33; :lol:[/b][/quote]
On one of those caught on the job tape shows, one waiter stirred a drink with his penis and the customer drank it&#33; *shudders*

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Mr Clean@Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM

The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )

Umm, and this is the man sending out the GameMecca Christmas Giveaway prizes? I hope I DON&#39;T win anything... :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sirc
12-10-2002, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by WHOCARES+Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (WHOCARES @ Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--WHOCARES@Dec 9 2002, 11:51 PM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )
OUUUUCH&#33; :blink:
Think about this one.
Strawberry Milkshake&#33; :lol:[/b][/quote]
Okay, now I&#39;m completely lost. :wacko:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Dec 10 2002, 04:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Dec 10 2002, 04:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -WHOCARES@Dec 9 2002, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by -OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 9 2002, 11:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--WHOCARES@Dec 9 2002, 11:51 PM
The only reason I could see a man sitting down to pee is if he has his stuff pierced.
It tends to spray&#33;

FYI (I do some body pierceing )
OUUUUCH&#33; :blink:
Think about this one.
Strawberry Milkshake&#33; :lol:
On one of those caught on the job tape shows, one waiter stirred a drink with his penis and the customer drank it&#33; *shudders*[/b][/quote]
................... :huh:

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:56 AM
ok who else voted sit down?

Slice
12-10-2002, 04:57 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 9 2002, 11:50 PM
Sometimes, when I have a morning woody, I try to stand.....but it doesnt work and I end up peeing all over the bathroom :(
Well if you sat down with a morning woody you would be showering your face. :P

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 04:57 AM
BWAHAHAHAH&#33;&#33; I was thinking the same thing

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:57 AM
Sirc check your PM I will explain.

Sirc
12-10-2002, 04:59 AM
Originally posted by WHOCARES@Dec 9 2002, 11:57 PM
Sirc check your PM I will explain.
No. I&#39;m afraid. :ph34r:

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 04:59 AM
you will laugh.
Check it.

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Slice+Dec 9 2002, 11:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Dec 9 2002, 11:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Dec 9 2002, 11:50 PM
Sometimes, when I have a morning woody, I try to stand.....but it doesnt work and I end up peeing all over the bathroom :(
Well if you sat down with a morning woody you would be showering your face. :P[/b][/quote]
But I think he likes that.
:lol:

Sauron
12-10-2002, 05:01 AM
ummh thast off topic but now Whocares is all time blue not only when drinkin :P :P

Sirc
12-10-2002, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by Sauron@Dec 10 2002, 12:01 AM
ummh thast off topic but now Whocares is all time blue not only when drinkin :P :P
Yeah, I saw that too. Nice status symbol&#33; Woot&#33; :D

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 05:02 AM
LOL

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 05:03 AM
Yup I&#39;m Blue all over now.
B)

Rivers
12-10-2002, 05:03 AM
I take full advantage of my man hood and piss standing up.....sometimes I sit but standing up mostly. Especially when its cold. :wacko:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 05:03 AM
I should start a masturbation thread now....ehehehehehehehe

OUTLAWS high ping camper
12-10-2002, 05:04 AM
I see a lot of people checking out this thread. Have you all voted? :D

OUTLAWS high ping camper
12-10-2002, 05:05 AM
P.S. Pheonix, you&#39;re not alone&#33; :lol:

Dangerous Dan
12-10-2002, 05:05 AM
interesting fellow you are...

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by Dangerous Dan@Dec 10 2002, 05:05 AM
interesting fellow you are...
ROFL&#33;&#33; I only follow you, my master :ph34r:

Dangerous Dan
12-10-2002, 05:06 AM
i once saw a thread at ign.com about "do you wipe standing up, or sitting"

lol

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS high ping camper@Dec 10 2002, 05:05 AM
P.S. Pheonix, you&#39;re not alone&#33; :lol:
I knew I wasnt alone&#33; :lol:

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
12-10-2002, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix+Dec 10 2002, 12:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phoenix @ Dec 10 2002, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--OUTLAWS high ping camper@Dec 10 2002, 05:05 AM
P.S. Pheonix, you&#39;re not alone&#33; :lol:
I knew I wasnt alone&#33; :lol:[/b][/quote]
Bunch of freaks i tell ya.

Mr Clean
12-10-2002, 05:12 AM
Whocares, I voted sitting down. The first thing I do when I get up is whiz, only I don&#39;t have my contacts in yet and my glasses are broken and I&#39;m too cheap to buy new ones....

Now, if you had my eyesight, you&#39;d understand that CLEANliness is next to.....


avoiding your wife chewing your ass out.... :D

666vicious666
12-10-2002, 05:23 AM
Interesting thread Phoenix...I perfer to pee standing.

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 05:55 AM
This has all been very informational for me :) Thanks for participating you standers and sitters&#33;

Grimmy
12-10-2002, 05:58 AM
this is just gross&#33;&#33; Is this for school or something Phoenix?? Are you taking the sex ed. classes now?? :wacko:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 05:59 AM
nah. Just for me and myself...I will analyize this data and fantasize about you all...

Grimmy
12-10-2002, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 10 2002, 12:59 AM
nah. Just for me and myself...I will analyize this data and fantasize about you all...
:rolleyes: I bet that you will&#33;

Snip3r
12-10-2002, 01:40 PM
You have to sprawl like superman when u have a morning woody, if u mastered the art of morning woodness u would be 1337 like me

Pure_Evil
12-10-2002, 01:51 PM
It all depends on who&#39;s turn it is to clean the bathroom. My turn, I sit . Her turn I stand. Anyone who&#39;s seen me play knows I have piss poor aim&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :P

Grimmy
12-10-2002, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by rjwales@Dec 10 2002, 08:51 AM
It all depends on who&#39;s turn it is to clean the bathroom. My turn, I sit . Her turn I stand. Anyone who&#39;s seen me play knows I have piss poor aim&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :P
:lol:

Justncredible
12-10-2002, 06:11 PM
hell,,, I even lift a leg,,,,, :unsure:

Phoenix
12-10-2002, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Justncredible@Dec 10 2002, 06:11 PM
hell,,, I even lift a leg,,,,, :unsure:
that was information I did not need to know&#33;&#33;

Justncredible
12-10-2002, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Phoenix+Dec 10 2002, 01:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phoenix @ Dec 10 2002, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Justncredible@Dec 10 2002, 06:11 PM
hell,,, I even lift a leg,,,,, :unsure:
that was information I did not need to know&#33;&#33;[/b][/quote]
YES you did........ :lol: