Cheesy jokes..

[Phoenix]

does anyone know any really cheesy and lame jokes?
here's an example of one: A tomato family were in a hurry to get to a play. The son was lagging behind. The father, getting impatient, went to the kid and smashed him yelling "Cath up!!"
......................that was so not funny it's sad..........

anyways, these are the kind of jokes Im looking for :santa:

[Dissectional]

Do they have to be clean?

[TheUltimateWarrior]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 20 2002, 04:54 PM
does anyone know any really cheesy and lame jokes?
here's an example of one: A tomato family were in a hurry to get to a play. The son was lagging behind. The father, getting impatient, went to the kid and smashed him yelling "Cath up!!"
......................that was so not funny it's sad..........

anyways, these are the kind of jokes Im looking for :santa:
thats from PULP FICTION!!

[TheUltimateWarrior]

Originally posted by =MH=Dissectional@Dec 20 2002, 05:17 PM
Do they have to be clean?
hell no :D

[death maker]

i have some racest ones...... if you wana hear them

[Rivers]

It smells like up dog in here. :shifty:

[Phoenix]

LOL! I like that one hare!

[Hobbes]

Whats brown and sticky?


A stick.

[Sirc]

Originally posted by Hobbes@Dec 20 2002, 04:50 PM
Whats brown and sticky?


A stick.
Wow. Phoenix wanted really lame and cheesy, and Hobbes was aiming to please! :lol:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by OUTLAWS Terminathare@Dec 20 2002, 06:00 PM
What do a Walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal. :woot:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Snip3r]

I have a cheesyjoke, Their was a can of cheese and he fell off the fridge and broke, isnt that hilarious

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

You want cheesy here you go

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If you don't know the answer please post your home address so I can stop by and slack ya a few times. :woot:

[Ra\/en]

Whats black and white and red all over?





a newspaper! :rolleyes:

[Phoenix]

What's black and blue?








............................................a dead baby in my basement.

[Ra\/en]

whats the difference between a truckful of bowling balls and a truckful of dead babies?








one you can unload with a pitchfork :rofl:

[Phoenix]

.................can we say racist jokes?
BTW, Raven: :rofl:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Ra\/en@Dec 20 2002, 11:55 PM
whats the difference between a truckful of bowling balls and a truckful of dead babies?








one you can unload with a pitchfork :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Diablo]

If we can say racist jokes i got a truckfull of them ;)
No offense

[MR. SLiK]

How do you get dead babies in a bowl? A blender

How do you get them out? Doritos!

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by MR. SLiK@Dec 21 2002, 12:14 AM
How do you get dead babies in a bowl? A blender

How do you get them out? Doritos!
MUAAHAHAHA!!

I havent heard that one before!!

[death maker]

o o o o o o O O O O O O i have a couple........... why did the chicken cross the road A: to get to the other side.............. why did the women cross the road A:im not sure and i realy dont care but why is her ass out of the kitchen!?

[Dan2]

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?









'Cause he was chicken!!!!! :P

[SIFI]

wanna here my tortilia joke? i must worn you thou its really corny

[death maker]

shoot

[KLEER on Speed]

:ooo: BLONDE JOKES :ooo:

---There are 3 girls: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They are all scheduled to be executed and they are lined up in front of 20 soldiers armed with machine guns. The Colonel says to the brunette, "Do you have any last words?" The brunette points towards the soldiers and says "Tornado!!!" and all the soldiers look behind themselves and the brunette runs away. Then the Colonel says to the redhead, "Do you have any last words?" The redhead points towards the soldiers and says "Hurricane!!!" and all the soldiers look behind themselves and the redhead runs away. Then finaly the Colonel asks the blonde, "Do you have any last words?" The blonde points towards the soldiers and says "Fire!!!" so they do.



---What do a blonde and a 747 jet have in common?
-> they both have a cockpit

---What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a turtle on its back?
-> nothing they're both screwed

---What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
-> if a blonde goes down on you it's not a bad thing

[death maker]

hehehhe i liek the last blond one w/ the computer :rofl: :thumbs:

[KLEER on Speed]

:santa: HOHOHO :santa:

[Phoenix]

LOL, good blonde ones!

[KLEER on Speed]

;) ;) ;)

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by KLEER on Speed@Dec 21 2002, 04:04 AM
;) ;) ;)
Stop winking at me! Your making me unconfortable... :shifty:

[death maker]

well umm phoenix heres something from me to you: :wub: :wub: :wub: (your picture turned me on) :rofl: im just kidding

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by death maker@Dec 21 2002, 04:16 AM
well umm phoenix heres something from me to you: :wub: :wub: :wub: (your picture turned me on) :rofl: im just kidding
....................

[death maker]

hahaha man chill i was kidding do u see the pic i poasted the gilr i have my arm around is my gilr friend and you dont realy see gay guys w/ girl friend :lol: well thats only SAL hehe

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by death maker@Dec 21 2002, 04:19 AM
hahaha man chill i was kidding do u see the pic i poasted the gilr i have my arm around is my gilr friend and you dont realy see gay guys w/ girl friend :lol: well thats only SAL hehe
and dont forget me!!
BTW......your sister's hot :ph34r:

[death maker]

shes only 14

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by death maker@Dec 21 2002, 04:32 AM
shes only 14
The younger the better IMO........ :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[OUTLAWS Ada]

Originally posted by KLEER on Speed@Dec 21 2002, 03:35 AM
:ooo: BLONDE JOKES :ooo:

---There are 3 girls: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They are all scheduled to be executed and they are lined up in front of 20 soldiers armed with machine guns. The Colonel says to the brunette, "Do you have any last words?" The brunette points towards the soldiers and says "Tornado!!!" and all the soldiers look behind themselves and the brunette runs away. Then the Colonel says to the redhead, "Do you have any last words?" The redhead points towards the soldiers and says "Hurricane!!!" and all the soldiers look behind themselves and the redhead runs away. Then finaly the Colonel asks the blonde, "Do you have any last words?" The blonde points towards the soldiers and says "Fire!!!" so they do.



---What do a blonde and a 747 jet have in common?
-> they both have a cockpit

---What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a turtle on its back?
-> nothing they're both screwed

---What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
-> if a blonde goes down on you it's not a bad thing
KLEER: You're gonna regret that! :devil:

[Fetzer]

two guys crossed teh street, then the othear one sed "LEME GO IN THE MIDDLE TOO!!1"

ahah ha

or this one:
Son: "dad, i dreameded that i was raped by a goat!!"
Dad: "uh huh . . . . ."

sorry.

[Fetzer]

Ive got a funny one aswell:

Son: "Dad, i think a friend of mine is gay."
Dad: "Hm, how do you know that??"
Son: "His dick tastes like sh1t."

:ph34r:

[death maker]

hehehehe :D

[666vicious666]

Have you seen Steevie Wonders house?

Neither has he....

[TheUltimateWarrior]

Originally posted by Fetzer@Dec 21 2002, 12:25 PM
Ive got a funny one aswell:

Son: "Dad, i think a friend of mine is gay."
Dad: "Hm, how do you know that??"
Son: "His dick tastes like sh1t."

:ph34r:
:blink:

[666vicious666]

What do you call a quadrapalegic wate sking?


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