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Grimmy
12-29-2002, 06:17 AM
Yea, that is right, they are. I was at the bowling alley tonight, spilt a pitcher, had a couple cans (dam keg ran out) bowled great and had fun. Time to leave desided to head to the bar (which would be the first time in like 6 months). The road was a 4 lane and I was in the left lane, there is a bar to the right, and one to the left. I was told we are going to the one on the right so I stayed in the lane, and when we got stopped at the light, was told to go to the one on the left, so I took a right. BAD MOVE! I got parked and then see cherries in the rear view. I thought OHHH FVVVVVVCCCCCCCCKKKKKK there is an OWI!!! But the guy was really nice. Gave him my info, and knew he didn't right a ticket, becuase he was out of the truck so quickly. He just asked what I way I just got off probation for, and just told him I got a 30 over about 2 and a half years ago, completed my class, took my year of probation and was all good.
He then just said be careful, that he knew we where going into the bar to have a few drinks. hehehe, I even told him I had a few drinks, be he said he couldn't smell it. I had my few drinks in the bar and a few more at home. All I can say is, DAM I AM ****ING GOOD WITH COPS!!!!! I haven't lost my license yet, not even with a 30+ over, and a drag race. I know how to work the system. If you want to know how, bring your $$ and I will tell ya :rofl: :woot: :shifty:
me soo good :angel:
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :thumbs: :thumbs:
MR. SLiK
12-29-2002, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 28 2002, 10:17 PM
Yea, that is right, they are. I was at the bowling alley tonight, spilt a pitcher, had a couple cans (dam keg ran out) bowled great and had fun. Time to leave desided to head to the bar (which would be the first time in like 6 months). The road was a 4 lane and I was in the left lane, there is a bar to the right, and one to the left. I was told we are going to the one on the right so I stayed in the lane, and when we got stopped at the light, was told to go to the one on the left, so I took a right. BAD MOVE! I got parked and then see cherries in the rear view. I thought OHHH FVVVVVVCCCCCCCCKKKKKK there is an OWI!!! But the guy was really nice. Gave him my info, and knew he didn't right a ticket, becuase he was out of the truck so quickly. He just asked what I way I just got off probation for, and just told him I got a 30 over about 2 and a half years ago, completed my class, took my year of probation and was all good.
He then just said be careful, that he knew we where going into the bar to have a few drinks. hehehe, I even told him I had a few drinks, be he said he couldn't smell it. I had my few drinks in the bar and a few more at home. All I can say is, DAM I AM ****ING GOOD WITH COPS!!!!! I haven't lost my license yet, not even with a 30+ over, and a drag race. I know how to work the system. If you want to know how, bring your $$ and I will tell ya :rofl: :woot: :shifty:
me soo good :angel:
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Or the system just sucks ass.
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 06:19 AM
itsall good, if you know how to beat it ;)
Ahh, Grimmy....don't push it. I prefer to have you alive and posting here. Screw the system. Who gives a damn. Buy your beer (or whatever) sober, take it home. Then drink it. I for one would like to keep you around. :)
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 29 2002, 06:23 AM
I for one would like to keep you around. :)
MU AHAHAHAHA
FUS1ON
12-29-2002, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 29 2002, 12:23 AM
Ahh, Grimmy....don't push it. I prefer to have you alive and posting here. Screw the system. Who gives a damn. Buy your beer (or whatever) sober, take it home. Then drink it. I for one would like to keep you around. :)
DITTO!!! :)
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 06:29 AM
it is all good. I know the way home like the back of my hand. 2 curves, one you can take atleast at 70 and the other, well took it at 112 one night! ( I was smashed that night sall good WooT!!) I usually don't drive drunk, I drink at home 80% of the time. my 99 bonneville SSEi is so fast, super chargers rule!! WooTTT!!!! :woot: :ooo:
He's not listening. :angry:
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 29 2002, 01:30 AM
He's not listening. :angry:
yes, I am, the roof is on fire, and I gotta pee :rofl:
FUS1ON
12-29-2002, 06:33 AM
Remind me sometime to show you a picture of what a street sweeper does to a 84 Mustang GT when they meet! Trust me, I'm very lucky to be alive! ;)
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 06:35 AM
well one thing it was a mustang, a 5 point SLOW???? other thing, it is a ford, found on road dead, enough said!!
GM rules, as much as GameMecca Rules!! Woot!! Me a happy drunk :woot: :ooo: :thumbs: :drink:
MR. SLiK
12-29-2002, 06:51 AM
He was in the street cleaner.
Drunken Warrior
12-29-2002, 06:56 AM
All I can say is grow-up or die young or kill someone else first. All it takes is 1% of the time driving drunk for it to happen and you say you do it 20% of the time, not very smart :(
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:07 AM
you don't know me either so there :P
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:09 AM
wait, you were drunk driving?
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:11 AM
:angel: I had a few drinks, and I drove. I was totally sober. Went to the bar, got drove home, and had more and got drunk. Nothing wrong with that. Atleast no pot involved. That get your toosie in the slammer reguardless :P :shifty:
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:20 AM
candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 29 2002, 02:20 AM
candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
yea so, licquer is good, the hard licqer kick my arse, but the snapps is good, might have to see what I have in the cupboard WooT!!!!! :drink:
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:26 AM
Alchohol is bad for your brain.
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:28 AM
not as bad as drugs, it has been proven, and I have proven it. Drugs suck, cost too much for how long they last, booze is way better!!! :angel:
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:28 AM
WeEd Is TeH BesTT!! R0x0r!!!!!
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:32 AM
till you have to pay for it, $25 a quarter, can get 2 cases for that price and last 3 times as long!
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:34 AM
dude, I smoke a quarter an oz. in like 10-15 minutes. A 12 oz of beer lasts longer then that. Atleast I didn't pay for it, and if I had a vid tape of it you would see how much of an ass you make of yourself and then some.
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:36 AM
who cares about lasting qualities. Im talking about the effects........ohhh ahhhhh
MR. SLiK
12-29-2002, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 28 2002, 11:34 PM
dude, I smoke a quarter an oz. in like 10-15 minutes. A 12 oz of beer lasts longer then that. Atleast I didn't pay for it, and if I had a vid tape of it you would see how much of an ass you make of yourself and then some.
Wait a second, your a drunk and a stoner and your a moderator?
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Dec 29 2002, 07:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Dec 29 2002, 07:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Grimmy@Dec 28 2002, 11:34 PM
dude, I smoke a quarter an oz. in like 10-15 minutes. A 12 oz of beer lasts longer then that. Atleast I didn't pay for it, and if I had a vid tape of it you would see how much of an ass you make of yourself and then some.
Wait a second, your a drunk and a stoner and your a moderator? [/b][/quote]
:rofl:
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:41 AM
BTW, for all of you who have missed my sarcasm. I do not do MARIJUANA
.......I just do crack ;)
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:45 AM
the lasting effect might last longer then a good drunk, but yet, think of the laws against it. A drunk will spend the night in jail, same as a drug user, but the drunk will be out the next day, as where the drug user won't be. Hope ya learn what soap on a rope is, and real fast too!
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Dec 29 2002, 02:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Dec 29 2002, 02:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Grimmy@Dec 28 2002, 11:34 PM
dude, I smoke a quarter an oz. in like 10-15 minutes. A 12 oz of beer lasts longer then that. Atleast I didn't pay for it, and if I had a vid tape of it you would see how much of an ass you make of yourself and then some.
Wait a second, your a drunk and a stoner and your a moderator? [/b][/quote]
no I am not a mod, I am a cordinator, get it right slappy!! :angry: :devil: :ooo:
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:48 AM
errrm, arent you a mod of Off-topic?
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 29 2002, 07:45 AM
the lasting effect might last longer then a good drunk, but yet, think of the laws against it. A drunk will spend the night in jail, same as a drug user, but the drunk will be out the next day, as where the drug user won't be. Hope ya learn what soap on a rope is, and real fast too!
mmmmmm, soap on a rope....
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 08:18 AM
well my name says I am, but I am a mod of everything, except the admin orgy board :wacko: :thumbs: :ooo:
Falcor
12-29-2002, 09:09 AM
All the potheads need to come to Canada man, by next year it's gonna be so loose dudes anything under an OZ. will be just a dirty look and a warning. Cops would rather spend the tax money busting the drugs that kill (Heroin,Cocaine,Methamphetamines,etc..... EXTASY), rather than the ones that help, (Cancer, AIDS, Lukemia, Multiple Sclerosis, Cerebral Palsy, etc....). By the way, I present a challenge to anyone here to find a factual incident involving Marijuana as the cause of a Fatal (death causing) motor vehicle accident.
OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
12-29-2002, 04:48 PM
Grimmy, you are being so insensitive posting this. Do you know how dangerous it is to drink and drive? Why not have a designated driver, or take a cab? It's stupid of you to take chances with other peoples' lives by making the decision to drive after you have been drinking. By the way you talk, you are lucky that you are still alive, or haven't killed anyone. I am not against drinking by any means...go have your fun. But be responsible! :angry:
OUTLAWS The Machine
12-29-2002, 04:57 PM
I only drink at home. To expensive to drink at a bar.
666vicious666
12-29-2002, 06:41 PM
Well there are 3 things I hate in life
1. Babies
2. Anyone over 80
3. And Cops
:devil:
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Dixie Chick@Dec 29 2002, 11:48 AM
Grimmy, you are being so insensitive posting this. Do you know how dangerous it is to drink and drive? Why not have a designated driver, or take a cab? It's stupid of you to take chances with other peoples' lives by making the decision to drive after you have been drinking. By the way you talk, you are lucky that you are still alive, or haven't killed anyone. I am not against drinking by any means...go have your fun. But be responsible! :angry:
I didn't have that much when that happened. I had maybe 3-4 in a 2 and a half hour time period. Went to the bar, had a couple more, but didn't drive home. Once I got home, well that is a different story. The ref had it's work out. I usually don't drink anywhere else other then the bowling alley or home. I am not in the the bar scene, but the bowling alley was closing, so went up for a couple. B)
That's a sweet Bonney you got there Grimmy. Have you seen the 2004 Bonneville GXP: 4.4 liter, 285 hp. I'm saving my pennies for that bad boy. :thumbs:
Everybody here doesn't want you to end up in 1) jail, 2) hospital, 3) morgue. These are the destinations of the drunk driver. We care for you. Take a cab, man B)
Grimmy
12-29-2002, 08:03 PM
but I wasn't drunk, just had a few.
You got a pic of the 2004?? I would like to see it.
Phoenix
12-29-2002, 08:31 PM
Grimmy you are a horrible influence!! You druggie!
It's the only pic edmunds had:
666vicious666
12-30-2002, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Dan2@Dec 29 2002, 11:18 AM
1) jail, 2) hospital, 3) morgue. These are the destinations of the drunk driver. We care for you. Take a cab, man B)
Not necesarily.....My uncle Allen(a total Okie/swamp dweller) got drunk one nigt and ender up winnig a jackpot in Vegas :P No bull s*it!!!!
Originally posted by 666vicious666+Dec 29 2002, 07:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (666vicious666 @ Dec 29 2002, 07:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Dan2@Dec 29 2002, 11:18 AM
1) jail, 2) hospital, 3) morgue. These are the destinations of the drunk driver. We care for you. Take a cab, man B)
Not necesarily.....My uncle Allen(a total Okie/swamp dweller) got drunk one nigt and ender up winnig a jackpot in Vegas :P No bull s*it!!!! [/b][/quote]
He must have long arms to reach into the casino while driving drunk... :P
666vicious666
12-30-2002, 12:13 AM
No he got out of the car genius :wave:
Rivers
12-30-2002, 12:29 AM
Wow cool! :D
Grimmy
12-30-2002, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 29 2002, 03:31 PM
Grimmy you are a horrible influence!! You druggie!
look who's talking, pot head! :P
Mr Clean
12-30-2002, 04:39 AM
I just get sucked into these discussions every time...
All the potheads need to come to Canada man, by next year it's gonna be so loose dudes anything under an OZ. will be just a dirty look and a warning. Cops would rather spend the tax money busting the drugs that kill (Heroin,Cocaine,Methamphetamines,etc..... EXTASY), rather than the ones that help, (Cancer, AIDS, Lukemia, Multiple Sclerosis, Cerebral Palsy, etc....). By the way, I present a challenge to anyone here to find a factual incident involving Marijuana as the cause of a Fatal (death causing) motor vehicle accident.
Are you kidding? There are all kinds of cases where marijuana use was cited as a reason for an accident. Sometimes by itself and sometimes mixed with alcohol or other drugs, but it's been there my friend.
In fact, the reason you don't hear more about it is because someone high on grass is often given a sobriety test because they act like they are drunk. They stumble all over the place, fail the test, and are booked as DUI. States like Missouri don't require a breathalizer if a field test is failed, so it often isn't labeled correctly. But ask a cop (I think O P II is one, send him a PM). I know many, and they are always pulling people over with roaches in their lap and blue smoke everywhere. If you think that there has never been a fatality on the roads due to someone under the influence of cannibus, you really ARE smoking something....
666vicious666
12-30-2002, 04:34 PM
For any pot heads out here I suggest renting any of Cheech and Chong's movies. They are the biggest stoners ever :ooo:
Grimmy
12-30-2002, 09:53 PM
or the movie half baked, that is hilarious!!! :rofl:
Strifer
12-30-2002, 09:55 PM
Watched it, great mr. Nice guy.
Grimmy
12-30-2002, 10:02 PM
Sampson LMAO :rofl: :thumbs:
Strifer
12-30-2002, 10:06 PM
Grimmy you show a bad example to younger members of this forum...
Keep it up man!!!! :thumbs:
Grimmy
12-30-2002, 10:07 PM
and why is that?
Strifer
12-30-2002, 10:11 PM
Eh... wrong thread...
Grimmy
12-30-2002, 10:13 PM
thought so :P
Strifer
12-30-2002, 10:16 PM
You are showing bad example to younger members of the forum...
Keep it up Man!!! :thumbs:
Heh, posted it into right topic (not left).
Grimmy
12-30-2002, 10:17 PM
and what was my bad example?
Strifer
12-30-2002, 10:24 PM
I think I'll eat my words then...
Grimmy
12-30-2002, 10:25 PM
yum yum :D
Strifer
12-30-2002, 10:29 PM
:drink:
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 30 2002, 02:17 PM
and what was my bad example?
I think he's talking about your promotion of alcohol and narcotics....................
All I have to say is.....................
Woop De Doo :thumbs:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:22 AM
Phoenix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:24 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:25 AM
Right............................................. .................................................. ..... :ooo: :thumbs:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:25 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAA
Rainbow x10!!!!!!
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:26 AM
You can stop now
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 04:27 AM
yea, stop and get me a :drink:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:27 AM
..............
NEVER!!!!!
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:30 AM
When is never? Hopefully it will be soon
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 04:30 AM
no kidding, I am getting thirsty damit :angry:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:31 AM
.....
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 04:32 AM
yo mama!
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:32 AM
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And you say you get off on this?
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:34 AM
SHE"S YO MOMAMA IN CANTRO VILLE
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 04:35 AM
I meant your mama, but in slang you boob, yo mama!
:rolleyes:
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Dec 30 2002, 08:34 PM
SHE"S YO MOMAMA IN CANTRO VILLE
What is "CANTRO VILLE?"
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 31 2002, 04:35 AM
I meant your mama, but in slang you boob, yo mama!
:rolleyes:
DONT GO TO APOCLIYP!!
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 04:37 AM
what ever that is, I don't watch cartoons so there :P
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:39 AM
HUH? Whos thjer
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 04:40 AM
edited, misspelling lol
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 30 2002, 08:37 PM
what ever that is, I don't watch cartoons to there :P
I have no clue what he's talking about unless it's an Italian thing.
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:40 AM
I had sex with MORRO!!
BWAHAHAHAHA
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 04:41 AM
read my last post, on page 4 :P
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 31 2002, 04:37 AM
what ever that is, I don't watch cartoons so there :P
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYY.............yyyyyyyyyyyy yyayaayayyayayayayayayya.........*mowhikan scream*
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:49 AM
The effects of drugs on a weak minded person.
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by 666vicious666@Dec 31 2002, 04:49 AM
The effects of drugs on a weak minded person.
I didnt know you did drugs? :blink:
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:51 AM
I'm talking about you :P
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by 666vicious666@Dec 31 2002, 04:51 AM
I'm talking about you :P
Stopp USING DRUNGS!!!
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:53 AM
Never use my real name Phoenix..........
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:54 AM
AHHHHHH!! DELETE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:56 AM
You first!!! You said my name first so you delete first!!!
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 04:56 AM
THERERERERRERERERE
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 04:59 AM
In the words of Phoenix
THERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERER
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by 666vicious666@Dec 31 2002, 04:59 AM
In the words of Phoenix
THERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERER
Tee Hee :P
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 05:01 AM
I hate cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 05:12 AM
I think you 2 need to get a room! :lol:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 05:15 AM
And an inflatable doll.
Grimmy
12-31-2002, 05:17 AM
what ever trips your trigger :thumbs:
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 05:17 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by Grimmy@Dec 31 2002, 05:17 AM
what ever trips your trigger :thumbs:
whatever floats you boat man B)
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 05:19 AM
:ooo: :devil: :wave:
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 05:20 AM
Whatever bones your boner :ph34r:
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 05:21 AM
I don't thik tha's a saying Phoenix.
Phoenix
12-31-2002, 05:30 AM
IT IS NOW!
MU AHAHAHA
666vicious666
12-31-2002, 05:32 AM
Great :thumbs:
Strifer
12-31-2002, 09:59 AM
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you'll stumble onto Phoenix...
I think we bumped (courtesy of Sifi Sam) into a bill for that box.
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