Airport Security

[Dissectional]

I just had to pick my Mom up at the airport. We have 'enhanced sercurity'. I have a huge WW2 era foot locker in my truck, olive drab in color. It weighs about 150 pounds, full of awards and papers and some porn and other junk. The gaurd stops me and says 'I need to look in your truck'

I says, 'Go right ahead slappy'

He looks in the bed of the truck, (I have a cover) sees this big ass green box that says US ARMY on it in big black letters, comes around to window and says..'thanks, have a nice night'

What the hell are they looking for? A giant, olive drab box that reads..'I have a small nuclear device and am not afraid to use it!'?

I don't even look like I am in the military anymore! I look like I slept in a dumpster! What the hell kind of securty is that?! Infuriates me....
Bunch of rent a cops standing around smoking and talking about wrasslin'. No offense to either..

[Sirc]

Terrorists have good grooming habits, dress better, and drive rental vehicles. Sorry. Next time at least shave and put on some nice clothes. Then maybe if you're lucky they'll hold you pinned to the ground while they rifle through your porn collection. :P :lol:

And why do you keep porn in a footlocker in your truck? :blink:

[Dissectional]

Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 31 2002, 01:25 AM
Terrorists have good grooming habits, dress better, and drive rental vehicles. Sorry. Next time at least shave and put on some nice clothes. Then maybe if you're lucky they'll hold you pinned to the ground while they rifle through your porn collection. :P :lol:

And why do you keep porn in a footlocker in your truck? :blink:
You never know when you need it!

Really it is a long and harrowing tale! Surely it would make your horns go limp, and make you choke on your thong! :woot:

[OUTLAWS Spike]

rotflmao :lol: :lol:
Not at your story, but at the way you told it and the following comments. :lol:

[FUS1ON]

Originally posted by =MH=Dissectional+Dec 31 2002, 01:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (=MH=Dissectional @ Dec 31 2002, 01:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 31 2002, 01:25 AM
Terrorists have good grooming habits, dress better, and drive rental vehicles. &nbsp;Sorry. &nbsp;Next time at least shave and put on some nice clothes. &nbsp;Then maybe if you&#39;re lucky they&#39;ll hold you pinned to the ground while they rifle through your porn collection. &nbsp; :P &nbsp;:lol:

And why do you keep porn in a footlocker in your truck? &nbsp; :blink:
You never know when you need it&#33;

Really it is a long and harrowing tale&#33; Surely it would make your horns go limp, and make you choke on your thong&#33; :woot: [/b][/quote]
http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-10-1037840080.gif That&#39;s too funny&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-10-1037840080.gif

[Dissectional]

Thank you, thank you...as Shogun knows, my material is there for the public to enjoy. Use it with caution&#33; :shifty:

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by =MH=Dissectional@Dec 31 2002, 07:25 AM
Thank you, thank you...as Shogun knows, my material is there for the public to enjoy. Use it with caution&#33; :shifty:
w00t&#33; :thumbs:
LOL, good story Diss B)

[OUTLAWS Ada]

Diss- have you ever slept in your foot locker? :rolleyes:

[Strifer]

Originally posted by OUTLAWS SHOGUN+Dec 31 2002, 07:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OUTLAWS SHOGUN @ Dec 31 2002, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -=MH=Dissectional@Dec 31 2002, 01:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--OUTLAWS Sirc@Dec 31 2002, 01:25 AM
Terrorists have good grooming habits, dress better, and drive rental vehicles. *Sorry. *Next time at least shave and put on some nice clothes. *Then maybe if you&#39;re lucky they&#39;ll hold you pinned to the ground while they rifle through your porn collection. * :P *:lol:

And why do you keep porn in a footlocker in your truck? * :blink:
You never know when you need it&#33;

Really it is a long and harrowing tale&#33; Surely it would make your horns go limp, and make you choke on your thong&#33; :woot:
http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-10-1037840080.gif That&#39;s too funny&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-10-1037840080.gif[/b][/quote]
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[Dissectional]

Originally posted by Ada@Dec 31 2002, 03:38 AM
Diss- have you ever slept in your foot locker? :rolleyes:
No, I am too tall for that. But, I may be able to squeeze in if someone was there to keep me company :P :rolleyes:

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by =MH=Dissectional@Dec 31 2002, 12:54 AM
I don&#39;t even look like I am in the military anymore&#33; I look like I slept in a dumpster&#33;


Smell like it too&#33; Now I know why you chose thar avatar&#33; :thumbs:

[Dissectional]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Dec 31 2002, 08:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Dec 31 2002, 08:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--=MH=Dissectional@Dec 31 2002, 12:54 AM
I don&#39;t even look like I am in the military anymore&#33; &nbsp;I look like I slept in a dumpster&#33;


Smell like it too&#33; Now I know why you chose thar avatar&#33; :thumbs: [/b][/quote]
Hey&#33; It isn&#39;t Saturday yet&#33; :woot: