FUS1ON
01-01-2003, 12:13 AM
What exactly is a Forum Troll? :P
I've been doing some looking into the subject and found out a few factoids about them:
#1 Keep your hands away from their cage. They bite.
#2 A troll bite may cause infections.
#3 They are not to be touched, fed or even ACKNOWLEDGED!
#4 They are pure evil!
#5 They are dirty, light minded creatures....
#6 They have the power to totally annoy people without saying anything productive.
#7 Forum Trolls go beserk when not able to understand anything.
#8 If you feed them, They just keep coming back for more.
#9 Causes Chaos when confronted with a group.
#10 They tend to worry more about their post count more than making quality post.
#11 They tend to make snide little remarks with double meanings.
Some symptoms of a Forum Troll attack:
1 Headaches.
2 Infections may cause illusions. A total and utter annoyance to the brain.
3 Males may experiance shrinkage of reproductive glands. Due to shrinkage, ego may raise in size.
4 Infections may cause, "I am right, bow down to thee!!" syndrome.
5 May cause person to be transformed into a Forum Troll.
Forum Troll Tactics & Weapons:
Weapons: Brick, Club, Bite, and Utter Crap Posting.
Armor: Harden Skin & Thick Skull
Encounters: Mainly arrives when things are calm.
Weakness: Mindless, no weaknesses.
Other Forum Troll Information:
Trolls live under the bridge and in the dark.
They come out when things become subtle and quite.
They love to disrupt peace, harmony and causes Chaos within communities.
Typical Forum Troll Appearence:
http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-10-1041378871.gif
Reference Links:
Link 1 (http://www.fantaseum.com/humor/showhumor.asp?rec_id=13)
Disclaimer:
I plagiarized most of it from other people's observations.
I do reserve the right to make addendums to it.
I claim no credit for it's effects.
This is pointed at no one, But if the shoe fits.....!
This post is meant purely as a amusing joke meant to lighten the mood! ;)
I've been doing some looking into the subject and found out a few factoids about them:
#1 Keep your hands away from their cage. They bite.
#2 A troll bite may cause infections.
#3 They are not to be touched, fed or even ACKNOWLEDGED!
#4 They are pure evil!
#5 They are dirty, light minded creatures....
#6 They have the power to totally annoy people without saying anything productive.
#7 Forum Trolls go beserk when not able to understand anything.
#8 If you feed them, They just keep coming back for more.
#9 Causes Chaos when confronted with a group.
#10 They tend to worry more about their post count more than making quality post.
#11 They tend to make snide little remarks with double meanings.
Some symptoms of a Forum Troll attack:
1 Headaches.
2 Infections may cause illusions. A total and utter annoyance to the brain.
3 Males may experiance shrinkage of reproductive glands. Due to shrinkage, ego may raise in size.
4 Infections may cause, "I am right, bow down to thee!!" syndrome.
5 May cause person to be transformed into a Forum Troll.
Forum Troll Tactics & Weapons:
Weapons: Brick, Club, Bite, and Utter Crap Posting.
Armor: Harden Skin & Thick Skull
Encounters: Mainly arrives when things are calm.
Weakness: Mindless, no weaknesses.
Other Forum Troll Information:
Trolls live under the bridge and in the dark.
They come out when things become subtle and quite.
They love to disrupt peace, harmony and causes Chaos within communities.
Typical Forum Troll Appearence:
http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-10-1041378871.gif
Reference Links:
Link 1 (http://www.fantaseum.com/humor/showhumor.asp?rec_id=13)
Disclaimer:
I plagiarized most of it from other people's observations.
I do reserve the right to make addendums to it.
I claim no credit for it's effects.
This is pointed at no one, But if the shoe fits.....!
This post is meant purely as a amusing joke meant to lighten the mood! ;)