Sepra
01-15-2003, 02:36 PM
:rolleyes: :drink:
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car " the man replies.
The cop asks - " Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss at the end of thiss key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man"s weiner is
hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you
aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without
missing a beat, blurts out ---- "SON OF A BITCH --- THEY GOT MY
GIRLFRIEND, TOO!!!!"
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car " the man replies.
The cop asks - " Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss at the end of thiss key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man"s weiner is
hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you
aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without
missing a beat, blurts out ---- "SON OF A BITCH --- THEY GOT MY
GIRLFRIEND, TOO!!!!"