Reading my email today....

[Sepra]

and this is somthing kinda cute I got :P (It made me giggle)


> > One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at
> > the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered
> > with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
> > The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
> > pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said
> > quietly, "Good morning, Alex."
> >
> > Good morning, Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the
> > plaque.
> >
> > Pastor, what is that?"
> >
> > "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in
> > the service."
> >
> > Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
> >
> > Little Alex's voice was barely audible, trembling with fear, when he
> > asked, "Which service--the 9:45 or the 11:15?"

[Sepra]

My cousin sent me this :P I'm the only person in my family that didn't marry another Italian....thank goodness (for reasons below) :rolleyes:



It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman...

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They
all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..... one button at a time....No
one moves.
He removes his shirt

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers...




............."Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

:w00t: :rofl:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

:rofl: Good ones Sep. :thumbs:

[BobtheCkroach]

:w00t: :rofl: LOL That's AWESOME!

[Caged Anger]

lol, that's funny sepra

[Cyprys]

Good stuff. :P

[Goober]

They both made me laugh............Thanks Sepra

[Aries]

:thumbs:

[EXEcution]

:D i liked the first one better, the second one made me feel all weird :w00t:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rofl:

[Thundarr]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Grimmy]

:rofl: Good ones Sepra! :rofl:

[Speedsweeper]

:thumbs: