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Thundarr
04-28-2004, 05:38 PM
10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.


And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
OUTLAWS The Machine
04-28-2004, 06:09 PM
:rofl:
Fantum309
04-28-2004, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Thundarr@Apr 28 2004, 01:38 PM
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
#5. .....for some, it would be more like a "Pinto" instead?????? :P
Caged Anger
04-28-2004, 06:54 PM
:lol: :rolf1: :rolf1: :lol: :rofl:
Sepra
04-28-2004, 07:00 PM
:w00t: :rofl:
EXEcution
04-28-2004, 07:02 PM
:rofl:
Slice
04-28-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Fantum309+Apr 28 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fantum309 @ Apr 28 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Thundarr@Apr 28 2004, 01:38 PM
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
#5. .....for some, it would be more like a "Pinto" instead?????? :P [/b][/quote]
:rofl: It would have to read an 18 wheeler for me. :P
Mad Fox
04-28-2004, 07:24 PM
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: HHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA :w00t:
Black Rose
04-28-2004, 07:30 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
FUS1ON
04-28-2004, 07:31 PM
:funny.gif: Great post Thundarr
Aries
04-28-2004, 09:00 PM
:w00t: :rofl: :thumbs:
OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
04-28-2004, 09:52 PM
:rofl:
Grimmy
04-28-2004, 10:21 PM
:rofl:
Speedsweeper
04-28-2004, 10:52 PM
:thumbs:
TheMaster
04-28-2004, 11:04 PM
:rolf1:
OUTLAWS Tip
04-29-2004, 02:38 AM
:w00t: :rofl: :rofl:
Dan2
04-29-2004, 03:59 AM
:funny.gif: :rofl: :rofl:
OUTLAWS high ping camper
04-29-2004, 06:05 AM
Good one Thundar, thanks :thumbs:
Fred Bear
04-29-2004, 06:19 AM
what about XYZPDQ?
:+:13375n1p4:+:
04-29-2004, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Thundarr@Apr 29 2004, 01:38 AM
10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis has left the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You&#39;ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.


And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


1. You&#39;ve got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
i liked #1,2,8 and 10
Mr Clean
05-03-2004, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Slice+Apr 28 2004, 01:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Apr 28 2004, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Fantum309@Apr 28 2004, 02:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Thundarr@Apr 28 2004, 01:38 PM
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
#5. .....for some, it would be more like a "Pinto" instead?????? :P
:rofl: It would have to read an 18 wheeler for me. :P [/b][/quote]
From Matchbox? :P
EXEcution
05-03-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Mr Clean+May 3 2004, 01:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr Clean @ May 3 2004, 01:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Slice@Apr 28 2004, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by Fantum309@Apr 28 2004, 02:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Thundarr@Apr 28 2004, 01:38 PM
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
#5. .....for some, it would be more like a "Pinto" instead?????? :P
:rofl: It would have to read an 18 wheeler for me. :P
From Matchbox? :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :unsure: :babe:
Thundarr
05-04-2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Mr Clean+May 3 2004, 01:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr Clean @ May 3 2004, 01:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Slice@Apr 28 2004, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by Fantum309@Apr 28 2004, 02:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Thundarr@Apr 28 2004, 01:38 PM
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
#5. .....for some, it would be more like a "Pinto" instead?????? :P
:rofl: It would have to read an 18 wheeler for me. :P
From Matchbox? :P [/b][/quote]
Whoo hoo welcome back Clean&#33;&#33; :wootrock: :thumbs: :wave: