OUTLAWS CHICO
05-02-2004, 04:35 AM
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and
asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department
told him that they only sold whole headsof lettuce. The man was
insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into
the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy
half a head of
lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man
standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly
offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the
man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed
with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like
people who think on their feet here. "Where are you from, son?" "Texas,
sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager
asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football
players down there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from
Texas." "No ****??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department
told him that they only sold whole headsof lettuce. The man was
insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into
the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy
half a head of
lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man
standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly
offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the
man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed
with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like
people who think on their feet here. "Where are you from, son?" "Texas,
sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager
asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football
players down there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from
Texas." "No ****??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"