OUTLAWS CHICO
05-02-2004, 04:54 AM
Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the
house.
Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will
get them.
Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust
oneself.
Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare
at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get teed off when they
do, for reasons not totally clear to them.
Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his
daughter is in bed.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.
Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the
house.
Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will
get them.
Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust
oneself.
Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare
at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get teed off when they
do, for reasons not totally clear to them.
Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his
daughter is in bed.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.