OUTLAWS CHICO
05-06-2004, 05:10 AM
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
*Lady 1: What's that?
*Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
*Lady 1: Where did you get it?
*Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
*Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
*Lady 1: What's that?
*Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
*Lady 1: Where did you get it?
*Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
*Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.