OUTLAWS CHICO
05-26-2004, 03:15 AM
Important need to know stuff This should once again confirm that the most
important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or
the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time
to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special
trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and
the advice he used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and
sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and
good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grand fatherly
advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said ...
"Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller"
........Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or
the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time
to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special
trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and
the advice he used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and
sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and
good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grand fatherly
advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said ...
"Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller"
........Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?