Smart gal!!

[Thundarr]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever. Don't mess with us.

[ME BIGGD01]

:rofl:

[Fred Bear]

:blink: dang women

[Black Rose]

hehe :P good one Thundarr :w00t:

[Grimmy]

:blink: :rofl:

[<<Hybrid>>]

slap her

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by <<Hybrid>>@May 26 2004, 04:22 AM
slap her
:devil: I had another 4 letter word in mind :devil:

[<<Hybrid>>]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil+May 26 2004, 01:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ May 26 2004, 01:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-<<Hybrid>>@May 26 2004, 04:22 AM
slap her
:devil: I had another 4 letter word in mind :devil: [/b][/quote]
yay i guess i know :devil:

[Die Hard]

Rats :bandhead: :rofl:

[EXEcution]

:rofl: I don&#39;t think women are THAT smart&#33; :P

[Aries]

Originally posted by .:EXEcution:.@May 27 2004, 08:52 PM
:rofl: I don&#39;t think women are THAT smart&#33; :P
yes they are :oooo:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rolf1:

[C2H5OH Guy]

Originally posted by .:EXEcution:.@May 27 2004, 09:52 PM
:rofl: I don&#39;t think women are THAT smart&#33; :P
no doubts&#33; :P

[Dead]

knock her out and run away&#33;&#33;&#33;

[SoulReaver]

:rofl: :thumbs:

[Thundarr]

Originally posted by .:EXEcution:.@May 27 2004, 04:52 PM
:rofl: I don&#39;t think women are THAT smart&#33; :P
My new beer coolie says, "If I got smart with you, how would you know?" :P LOL Just kidding EXE&#33;&#33; :thumbs: