Joke of the day

[(Villains) Crazy Idiot]

A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.

One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster (the cock) was missing.

At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town.

Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?

" Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Happy GrandPa]

:bawling: :bawling: i dont understand my english is not good.i have to ask my mum what is this :w00t:

[(Villains)****Death Sentence****]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Die Hard]

Originally posted by Happy GrandPa@May 27 2004, 12:47 PM
:bawling: :bawling: i dont understand my english is not good.i have to ask my mum what is this :w00t:
oops :angel:

[(Villains) Crazy Idiot]

Originally posted by Die Hard+May 27 2004, 01:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Die Hard @ May 27 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Happy GrandPa@May 27 2004, 12:47 PM
:bawling:&nbsp; :bawling: i dont understand my english is not good.i have to ask my mum what is this :w00t:
oops :angel: [/b][/quote]
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rancid monkey]

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.

Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.

Why was the piano invented?
So the musician would have a place to put his beer

[Die Hard]

see u Saturday Rancid :wootrock:

[rancid monkey]

Yay cant wait da da :cool: so i do this in the mean time: :drink:

[long-island-ice-tea]

Originally posted by cri@May 27 2004, 10:55 AM
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.


:rofl: :rofl: :thumbs: :thumbs: :rofl: :rofl: :blink:

[picard]

Originally posted by Happy GrandPa@May 27 2004, 11:47 AM
:bawling: :bawling: i dont understand my english is not good.i have to ask my mum what is this :w00t:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bawling: :bawling:

[dude]

:rofl:

mummy...... :rofl: :rofl:



cock....... :rofl: :rofl:



See you saturday Rancid....... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: