Thundarr
05-29-2004, 09:29 PM
Subject: Blonde
> > The blonde and the Casino:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to
a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. :P
> > The blonde and the Casino:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to
a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. :P