ME BIGGD01
06-08-2004, 08:20 PM
Thoughts for the day
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>1. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
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>2. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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>3. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
>"Damn...that was fun!"
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>4. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.
>If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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>5. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
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>6. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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>7. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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>8. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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>9. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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>10. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
>cannot be displayed in a federal building?
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>11. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier."
Number 3 is my real life crew 's saying :thumbs:
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>1. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
>
>2. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
>
>3. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
>"Damn...that was fun!"
>
>4. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.
>If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
>
>5. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
>
>6. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
>
>7. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
>
>8. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
>
>9. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
>
>10. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
>cannot be displayed in a federal building?
>
>11. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier."
Number 3 is my real life crew 's saying :thumbs: