Pure_Evil
06-09-2004, 10:06 PM
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got an opening from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur
/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, all your meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshiitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
:w00t: :thumbs: :wave:
counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got an opening from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur
/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, all your meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshiitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
:w00t: :thumbs: :wave: