Jesus

[SoulReaver]

:blink: CLick here (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0304/ut2k4mod.html) You should see the other stuff on the other pages too.

[EXEcution]

uuuh dunno if jesus would approve of that but k

[SoulReaver]

lol yeah its freaky

[PJ'l_Master]

Originally posted by .:EXEcution:.@Jun 11 2004, 12:49 PM
uuuh dunno if jesus would approve of that but k
somehow i dont think so

[Thundarr]

OMG, what a bunch of freaks!

Soulless Women (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html)

Ummm, really. :rolleyes: They are gonna sue me for looking at something they did not password protect and posted on the internet? Puhleeze. :loser: They are the ones who list violations of members of their church for all to see on the net... Wow!!! :blink:

Crazy! (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0900/disclosure.html)

[EXEcution]

People have no life, i read some more of that article and although its funny to me as a gamer (that happens to play UT2k4) but its pretty sick because i am also a human being that believes that jesus should not be portrayed in this manner.

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by Thundarr@Jul 1 2004, 11:56 AM
OMG, what a bunch of freaks!

Soulless Women (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html)

Ummm, really. :rolleyes: They are gonna sue me for looking at something they did not password protect and posted on the internet? Puhleeze. :loser: They are the ones who list violations of members of their church for all to see on the net... Wow!!! :blink:

Crazy! (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0900/disclosure.html)
:jammin:
He reported. "Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3) :jammin:

Hi Thundarr wub wub wub wanna serve me? :w00t:

[JIMINATOR]

God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3). It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship. Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist. Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside."

:hmmm: I have always had my suspicions, but this confirms it... :devil:

god must be a pretty smart mofo....

On the other hand, all the suicide bombers are going to be really
disappointed when instead of 70 virgins, they get nada!! :devil::devil:

[JIMINATOR]

ok, ok, the site is a hoax, but still it is pretty funny...

[Thundarr]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Jul 1 2004, 12:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Jul 1 2004, 12:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Thundarr@Jul 1 2004, 11:56 AM
OMG, what a bunch of freaks&#33;

Soulless Women (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html)

Ummm, really.&nbsp; :rolleyes: They are gonna sue me for looking at something they did not password protect and posted on the internet?&nbsp; Puhleeze. :loser:&nbsp; They are the ones who list violations of members of their church for all to see on the net...&nbsp; Wow&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

Crazy&#33; (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0900/disclosure.html)
:jammin:
He reported. "Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3) :jammin:

Hi Thundarr wub wub wub wanna serve me? :w00t: [/b][/quote]
:P :angel: :rofl:

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by Thundarr+Jul 1 2004, 12:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Thundarr @ Jul 1 2004, 12:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Pure_Evil@Jul 1 2004, 12:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Thundarr@Jul 1 2004, 11:56 AM
OMG, what a bunch of freaks&#33;

Soulless Women (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html)

Ummm, really.* :rolleyes: They are gonna sue me for looking at something they did not password protect and posted on the internet?* Puhleeze. :loser:*&nbsp; They are the ones who list violations of members of their church for all to see on the net...* Wow&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

Crazy&#33; (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0900/disclosure.html)
:jammin:
He reported. "Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3) :jammin:

Hi Thundarr wub wub wub wanna serve me? :w00t:
:P :angel: :rofl: [/b][/quote]
Hey Thundarr http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/flasher.gif :devil: :cool:

[SoulReaver]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 1 2004, 12:41 PM
ok, ok, the site is a hoax, but still it is pretty funny...
No it ain&#39;t, I know the priest that owns the site :shifty:
&nbsp; Some of the women present were visibly shaken by the report. A teary eyed Sister Taffy Crockett said through choked sobs, "I&#39;ve heard of colored women not having souls... but me? NO&#33;&nbsp; This is outrageous&#33;"
:blink:

[Bingo]

Originally posted by SoulReaver+Jul 1 2004, 01:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SoulReaver @ Jul 1 2004, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JIMINATOR@Jul 1 2004, 12:41 PM
ok, ok, the site is a hoax, but still it is pretty funny...
No it ain&#39;t, I know the priest that owns the site :shifty: [/b][/quote]
Heh, that&#39;s pretty damn funny.

And yeah, the site IS a hoax :P , but it doesn&#39;t take anything away from how funny the article is.

Bingo

[Aries]

The Corinthians quotes refer to the Bible texts recorded from the life of Paul (Paulus).

and Paul was a known misogynic...go figure :rolleyes: