OUTLAWS CHICO
06-15-2004, 09:10 PM
> Subject: office humor
>
>
> A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.
> "You are all part of our team now," said Human Resources
> rep during the welcoming briefing.
>
> "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
> cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any
> of the other employees."
>
> The cannibals promised they would not.
>
> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
> very hard, and I'm very satisfied with you, however, one of
> our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what
> happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads 'No.'
>
> After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
> others: "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
>
> A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
> shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating
> managers and no one noticed anything! But noooooo, you
> had to go and eat someone important!"
>
>
> A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.
> "You are all part of our team now," said Human Resources
> rep during the welcoming briefing.
>
> "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
> cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any
> of the other employees."
>
> The cannibals promised they would not.
>
> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
> very hard, and I'm very satisfied with you, however, one of
> our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what
> happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads 'No.'
>
> After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
> others: "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
>
> A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
> shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating
> managers and no one noticed anything! But noooooo, you
> had to go and eat someone important!"