OUTLAWS CHICO
08-21-2004, 01:33 AM
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to
try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted
a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there
was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.
That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the
latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with
Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another
trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it
dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was
my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you
to death or I have sex with you." Again, Bob thought it
was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be
mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob
fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he
headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the
grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He
turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted
a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there
was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.
That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the
latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with
Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another
trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it
dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was
my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you
to death or I have sex with you." Again, Bob thought it
was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be
mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob
fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he
headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the
grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He
turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"