Lost Grandpa

[Thundarr]

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"
The cop asked, 'What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs".

[Pure_Evil]

:D big boobs rule :thumbs:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

Hee hee! Good one Thundarr! :D

[OUTLAWS Spike]

Heh
a skeleton walks into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop. :rolleyes:

[Nitro]

i dont get it

[OUTLAWS 9.99repeating^32]

i dont get it

Skeletons do not have a digestive system so the beer just spills to the floor when he drinks it(which is why he would need a mop).

[EXEcution]

Or if you don't get the first joke.
The policement asks what the grandfather is like and they boy interprets it as what his grandfather LIKES.