Everybody please welcome the legendary BONES

[HAMMER]

A man who needs no introduction :) Welcome to our new home...

[Norcon]

Drum role please

[Mr Clean]

Let's catch you up Bones...Hammer is gay, the HEL clan is bad, there's an underground anime movement, Phoenix has used three keyboards since the 12th of September, someone's CPU temp is running at abput 113 degrees, Grimm likes porn, and I'm a sarcastic asshole. Any questions?

[Norcon]

[quote:64e8ef1f6e="mrclean"]Let's catch you up Bones...Hammer is gay, the HEL clan is bad, there's an underground anime movement, Phoenix has used three keyboards since the 12th of September, someone's CPU temp is running at abput 113 degrees, Grimm likes porn, and I'm a sartastic asshole. Any questions?[/quote:64e8ef1f6e]

LOL!!!! i dont think anyone could have put that any better not even my bobble head who knows alot!

[Sacrifice]

[quote:3fa5c92194="mrclean"]Let's catch you up Bones...Hammer is gay, the HEL clan is bad, there's an underground anime movement, Phoenix has used three keyboards since the 12th of September, someone's CPU temp is running at abput 113 degrees, Grimm likes porn, and I'm a sartastic asshole. Any questions?[/quote:3fa5c92194]
i think that was pretty much it

[Pathos]

An "official" welcome to Bones! <official handshake> Whatever happens with the patch or lack thereof, i think it's safe to say you have the well-earned respect of most of the people who have seen you play, backed-up handsomely by your most gentlemanly conduct in-game and here in the forums.

I'm sure those countless Bones threads must wear thin after a while! <chuckle>

[Bones]

:oops: A welcome thread for me!?! Wow... Thanks! This community rocks. :crazyeyes:

<official handshakes all around>

man you must have pressure on you..

welcome

[Bones]

Nah... I feel fine. The patch isn't out yet. :wink:

Is there an official forum comedian? mrclean gets my vote. :D

[Norcon]

lol! :D dont forget about that aviator

[FASTway]

Bones..tell us a bit about yourself...

you know...what part of the country you live what....you do...etc


Oh, and Welcome :P :P

[HAMMER]

For those of you that don't know...Bones plays Serious Sam with us quite a bit. He's just starting out, and he's new. He really sucks, so if there are any tips you could give him, he would appreciate it.

Stick with it Bones, you'll learn to shoot straight someday!!! :)

[Bones]

[quote:34023be619="HAMMER"]For those of you that don't know...Bones plays Serious Sam with us quite a bit. He's just starting out, and he's new. He really sucks, so if there are any tips you could give him, he would appreciate it.

Stick with it Bones, you'll learn to shoot straight someday!!! :)[/quote:34023be619]

Yeah, please take it easy on me. I'm new and just started learning to aim using the keyboard... armed with the pistol and 1 health, I will be a force to be reckoned with... ph34r m3!

[poncE|420]

you use keyboard to aim? man thats hard, welcome ;)

[Gun Element]

USing the keyboard to aim?! Thats like almost impossible.

Oh welcome! :D

[Phoenix]

welcome!

Im the resident posting maniac that everyone hates because i "spam"...
I am called pretty boy and the adult males here flirt with me....
I play sam, but not enough....
I post too much.....
I am getting bored....


so I will just cut to the chase!

[b:18a88d161b][size=24:18a88d161b][color=red:18a88d161b]WELCOME!!![/color:18a88d161b][/size:18a88d161b][/b:18a88d161b]


..........oh, and Im not gay, no matter what they say! :D :? :cry: :roll:

[Phoenix]

[quote:3a7537f4df="mrclean"]Let's catch you up Bones... there's an underground anime movement, Any questions?[/quote:3a7537f4df]

Viva' las Revolusion!!!!!

[Slice]

Hey Bones! 8)

[Pathos]

[quote:6102c36410="Gun Element"]USing the keyboard to aim?! Thats like almost impossible.

Oh welcome! :D[/quote:6102c36410]
Reminds me of an old comic strip from TheBucket i'm sure you've all seen: (This STILL makes me laugh! Definitely one of my all time faves. Damn.. )

[img:6102c36410]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/Pathos/TheBucket.gif[/img:6102c36410]

[Dark Reign]

Wow, the allmighty bones! Welcome!

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

Hey dude. Long time no see.

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Welcome Bones!!

[Mr Clean]

[quote:78fdd0ce44]For those of you that don't know...Bones plays Serious Sam with us quite a bit. He's just starting out, and he's new. He really sucks, so if there are any tips you could give him, he would appreciate it.[/quote:78fdd0ce44]
I'd start by playing with someone besides Hammer!!!!

[G|Star]

Hey there Bones, welcome to the new forum :)

[Sirc]

[quote:bb04df6851="Bones"]Nah... I feel fine. The patch isn't out yet. :wink:

Is there an official forum comedian? mrclean gets my vote. :D[/quote:bb04df6851]

mrclean, Pathos, and High Ping Camper provide most of the comedy relief around here. Did I miss someone?

And, Hi Bones! Glad to see you're still around. Are you going to be playing UT2003?

[Grimmy]

[quote:905fcd9a7f="mrclean"]Grimm likes porn[/quote:905fcd9a7f]

Just where did you get that from??? I am sure that everyone else on here does too LMAO

[::: DARK PSI :::]

Bones welcome on!

NOW GET A DAMN AVATAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! :)

[Chan]

Welcome dear GOD of all sam players

[FUS1ON]

Welcome to Gamemecca Bones!

[Sirc]

[quote:a187676215="mrclean"][quote:a187676215]For those of you that don't know...Bones plays Serious Sam with us quite a bit. He's just starting out, and he's new. He really sucks, so if there are any tips you could give him, he would appreciate it.[/quote:a187676215]
I'd start by playing with someone besides Hammer!!!![/quote:a187676215]

They are just pulling your leg mrclean. Bones is a legend in SS DM. Practically unbeatable. He quit playing because of the frustration with the net code. If they fix the net code then watch out! On the other hand many people around here have become extremely good, and Bones hasn't played for quite a while (at least not as Bones or his alter ego Njorl). I think there are a few here that could give him quite a run for his money now. :wink:

[Bones]

LOL I thought this thread was dead already.

To everybody that said hi... "hi!"

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

[quote:1c57d8bb89="Sirc"][quote:1c57d8bb89="Bones"]Nah... I feel fine. The patch isn't out yet. :wink:

Is there an official forum comedian? mrclean gets my vote. :D[/quote:1c57d8bb89]

mrclean, Pathos, and [b:1c57d8bb89]High Ping Camper [/b:1c57d8bb89]provide most of the comedy relief around here. Did I miss someone?

And, Hi Bones! Glad to see you're still around. Are you going to be playing UT2003?[/quote:1c57d8bb89]

*In voice of Sally Fields or Jim Carrey impersonating Sally Fields in "The Mask": [size=24:1c57d8bb89][b:1c57d8bb89]YOU LIKE ME........YOU REEEAAALLLLY LIKE ME![/b:1c57d8bb89][/size:1c57d8bb89]

[Pathos]

[quote:c924051e2d="OUTLAWS high ping camper"]In voice of Sally Fields or Jim Carrey impersonating Sally Fields in "The Mask": [size=24:c924051e2d][b:c924051e2d]YOU LIKE ME........YOU REEEAAALLLLY LIKE ME![/b:c924051e2d][/size:c924051e2d][/quote:c924051e2d]
Haha! <exits stage left>

Oh. Sorry. <tip toes across stage - pausing to blush at snickering crowd - and exits to the right>

[Mr Clean]

[quote:6f30fb5e23]mrclean wrote:
Grimm likes porn


Just where did you get that from??? I am sure that everyone else on here does too LMAO[/quote:6f30fb5e23]

Someone (methinks it was phoenix) said that somewhere, so I added it in...LOL. At least I didn't say you like Phoenix!!!