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OUTLAWS WHOCARES
10-03-2004, 05:21 PM
I got called for Jury Duty.
This sucks.

Die Hard
10-03-2004, 05:28 PM
Urgh! Oh well good luck Who.

Pure_Evil
10-03-2004, 11:43 PM
good luck to the poor bastard on trial too :P :D ;)

Slice
10-04-2004, 12:03 AM
Just circle your name and address in red pen on the front then write wrong address return to sender and drop it in one of those big blue mail boxes. :D

He Is Legend
10-04-2004, 12:07 AM
that movie rocked

ME BIGGD01
10-04-2004, 06:17 AM
i throw it ou every time. my wife just went. i refuse to go due to the system which i think is completely wrong. unless you are unemployed and no food, for for the bagel and 40 bucks for the day:thumbs:

solid snake295
10-04-2004, 06:41 AM
you might as well make the best of it while your there.
some things that might be fun:
loudly suggest the death penalty.
if the final verdict is guilty, yell "OWNED!"
eat some fired food or a nice 3 bean salad for lunch. fart as loud and as often as possible.
ask for a recess.
if anyone says the word truth, get up and yell "you cant handle the truth!"
make squeaky noises with your shoes.
when the stenographer isnt in the room, switch some the keys around on their keyboard.
vote "guinnocent"
wear O.J. gloves
draw a picture of the guy thats drawing a picture of the defendant then show him later and ask how he likes it.

:P have fun

JIMINATOR
10-04-2004, 06:48 AM
do what larry david did in curb your enthusiasm....
say "I have a problem with (insert defendants ethnicity here)..."

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
10-04-2004, 09:10 PM
I will get out of it. Before you are chosen you are asked some questions in regards to the trial.

Do you Drink and Drive.
Answer U better beleive it.

I am actually suprised that they picked me considering some of the stuff I have done in the past.

OUTLAWS high ping camper
10-04-2004, 11:06 PM
:thumbs: lol :thumbs: U bet I drink and drive!! Damned proud of it too!! lol....good one Who.