B again?

[(Villains) Crazy Idiot]

I just got this to my e-mail.


> A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only
> > dispense drinks flawlessly, but also, like any bartender, engage in
> > appropriate conversation.
> > A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly
> > prepared cocktail, then asks him: "What's your IQ?" The man replies,
> "150."
> > And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics,
> > string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed
> > and thinks, "This is really cool."
> >
> > He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around,
> > and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
> > drink
> and
> > asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately
> > the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
> > baseball, supermodels, etc. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar
> > and decides to give the robot one more test.
> >
> > He goes back in, the robot serves him, asks,"What's your IQ?" The man
> > replies, "50."
> > And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
>
>

[Slice]

LOL. Nice one!

[Nitro]

hmmm
eye rrrr weeetawwwdded

[EXEcution]

LOL!
i get it cuz stupid people vote for bush

[FUS1ON]

Kerry and Edwards were driving down the road when they noticed they needed some gas.
They started looking for a gas station when they saw a Bush Gas station sign that
read 'Free Sex with Fill up. They decided to pull in and told the attendant to, 'fill 'er up.'
After he was done the attendant went to the window and said that it would be $18.00 for the gas.
They paid and as the attendant started to walk away Kerry yelled 'What about my free sex?'.
The attendant rolled his eyes and went to the window and said, 'OK, but you will have to
guess a number between 1 and 10'. Kerry said, '6.' The attendant said 'No, the answer was 3,
sorry you are a loser ... again.' As the attendant started to walk off Edwards said,
'Give me a try.' The attendant said 'OK.' Edwards said, '7.' And the attendant said
'No dumbass I told you the answer was 3.' Kerry then sped off and the Edwards looked over
and said, 'I think that game was rigged, there is no way to win.' To which Kerry replied,
'Uh, Uh, my wife won three times last week.'

[Thundarr]

I just got this to my e-mail.


> A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only
> > dispense drinks flawlessly, but also, like any bartender, engage in
> > appropriate conversation.
> > A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly
> > prepared cocktail, then asks him: "What's your IQ?" The man replies,
> "150."
> > And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics,
> > string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed
> > and thinks, "This is really cool."
> >
> > He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around,
> > and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
> > drink
> and
> > asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately
> > the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
> > baseball, supermodels, etc. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar
> > and decides to give the robot one more test.
> >
> > He goes back in, the robot serves him, asks,"What's your IQ?" The man
> > replies, "50."
> > And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
>
>

I got that a while back and soooooo wanted to post it here, thanks for making me laugh again!! :thumbs: